29 August 2020 Shawnee Crap Shoot Trail

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Hare: Sampler
Meetup 2:00
Hare Away: 2:15
Pack Away: 2:30
Hash Cash: $5
Even though this is not a tumbling dice trail, watch for tumbling dice. Bring money and ID for a bar beer stop

4 miles, 2 beer stops, 2 shot stops. Shiggy 69.69% difficulty but only on one small eagle leg that turkeys can bypass.

Herman Laird Park 11500 Johnson Dr, Shawnee, KS 66203
Meet in the smaller parking lot (not the one in front of Old Shawnee Days) near Chief Charles Bluejacket Memorial Fountain

22 August 2020 Sh*t Show

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Cum join us for a kch3 Trail this Saturday!

Columbus Square 749 Missouri Ave. KCMO

Meetup: 2 p.m.

Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.

Hash Cash: $5;

Bring money for a bar stop on the trail

Shiggy:4.69

Girth: 4

Masks: 100%

Dogability: not great

Carpooling: do it

15 August 2020 SENIORS! Swedish Tradition Trail

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Please join our hares Bloodsport FckMonkey, Ps Patrl, and Dicktorias Secret (Chad Frickey) for a special trail diving into Swedish culture.

Cum celebrate the summer solstice with some Swedish traditions! Dress in white and get ready to dance around a May pole.

Location: East side of “R” Park 5539 Sherwood Dr. Roeland Park, KS 66205

Pack meet: 4:00
Chalk talk: 4:10
Pack out at 4:30
Trail length: 3ish miles
Shiggy: not too much
T.U.R.D. Friendly: yes

Hash Cash: Usually $5 but this one may be a little more if the hare provides extras

What to expect: Swedish games, singing, dancing like a frog, maybe some alcohol.

What to bring: low expectations and no COVID

On After: Vinnbrännboll

Carpooling and a DD are always a good choice.

SENIORS!!!! 2020 THIS IS OUR YEAR!!

8 August 2020 Dad Fashun Trail

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“I don’t trust stairs.
They’re always up to something.”
You guessed it! Jorts! White New Balance! (or any large white tennis shoes)

Logo T-shirt! polo or Tommy Bahama shirt tucked in! belt! phone holster! dad hat! cargo shorts! long white socks!

Better bring those ‘dad’ jokes!
Location start will be behind the Overland Park Library at Strang Park. 9898 W 89th St, Overland Park, KS 66212

Shiggy is low. TURD friends are encouraged if it’s not too hot!
Hash Cash $5

1 August 2020 Squirting KC Trail

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Everyday, 22 veterans lose their fight with mental illness. This trail is dedicated to them and to all the lives lost to suicide. Grab your shortest shorts and combat boots – it’s a silkies trail.

If you don’t have combat boots, wear your Uggs, stripper boots or whatever you’ve got! (Boots are, of course, optional)
Meetup is at Riverside Mid-Continent Public Library 2700 NW Vivion Rd. Riverside MO 64150.
Expect beer on trail and bring ID, and cash or card for a beer stop.
Meetup 2:00 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5