Please join our hares Bloodsport FckMonkey, Ps Patrl, and Dicktorias Secret (Chad Frickey) for a special trail diving into Swedish culture.

Cum celebrate the summer solstice with some Swedish traditions! Dress in white and get ready to dance around a May pole.

Location: East side of “R” Park 5539 Sherwood Dr. Roeland Park, KS 66205

Pack meet: 4:00
Chalk talk: 4:10
Pack out at 4:30
Trail length: 3ish miles
Shiggy: not too much
T.U.R.D. Friendly: yes

Hash Cash: Usually $5 but this one may be a little more if the hare provides extras

What to expect: Swedish games, singing, dancing like a frog, maybe some alcohol.

What to bring: low expectations and no COVID

On After: Vinnbrännboll

Carpooling and a DD are always a good choice.

SENIORS!!!! 2020 THIS IS OUR YEAR!!

“I don’t trust stairs.
They’re always up to something.”
You guessed it! Jorts! White New Balance! (or any large white tennis shoes)

Logo T-shirt! polo or Tommy Bahama shirt tucked in! belt! phone holster! dad hat! cargo shorts! long white socks!

Better bring those ‘dad’ jokes!
Location start will be behind the Overland Park Library at Strang Park. 9898 W 89th St, Overland Park, KS 66212

Shiggy is low. TURD friends are encouraged if it’s not too hot!
Hash Cash $5

Everyday, 22 veterans lose their fight with mental illness. This trail is dedicated to them and to all the lives lost to suicide. Grab your shortest shorts and combat boots – it’s a silkies trail.

If you don’t have combat boots, wear your Uggs, stripper boots or whatever you’ve got! (Boots are, of course, optional)
Meetup is at Riverside Mid-Continent Public Library 2700 NW Vivion Rd. Riverside MO 64150.
Expect beer on trail and bring ID, and cash or card for a beer stop.
Meetup 2:00 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5

MORNING TRAIL
Join Buzz on a Tour de Education, as we visit abandoned schools and learn a few tidbits about the education system in MO/USA.

Meet at Brush Creek Community Center: 3801 Emanuel Cleaver II Blvd. · Kansas City, MO

School opens up – 9:25 AM: Students are free to drink spiked coffee or other beverages to kick start the day
Class starts – 9:42 CDT: Hare Away and Chalk Talk
Final bell – 9:55 SHARP: Pack Away, Students arriving late marked tardy for additional punishment
Canine friendly: B+
Shiggy report: D
Chance of getting learnt: A+
Packages/Boobs: 69%
Hash Cash $5

Are you still reading this…? YOU CAN’T DRINK ALL DAY, IF YOU DON’T START IN THE MORNING.

Show up at Brew Lab 7925 Marty St. Overland Park, KS. Hash Cash $5

We’ll pull straws and send one person out to hare a leg of our disastrous hash. We’ll switch at each stop.

As the hare you will have the option of taking the pack to one of the bars listed on this event (to be updated Tuesday) or to a beer stop that I’ll lay and tell the hares the location of.

Cheers, and always remember – we’re not happy until you’re not happy.

Local bars include:
Burg & Barrel 7042 W 76th St
Strang Hall 7313 W 80th St
Jocks 9103 Elmhurst Dr
Buffalo State pizza 7901 Santa Fe Dr