Meetup 2 p.m.
Pack Away 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash $5
Bring small items like liquor bottles to stuff into a pinata.
Location: The parking loop where E. Missouri Ave. Crosses the Paseo across from 453 The Paseo KCMO (see map image).
39.109698920455514, -94.56335093492947
https://maps.app.goo.gl/r8DLjLV66fvuc6sV7
TURD friendly
10 April 2026 Pub Crawl Pre-Lube to Red Dress
It’s Red Dress Weekend!! Whether you Rego’d for Red Dress or not, EVERYONE is welcome to the Pub Crawl! This is a great chance to come out with Kansas City Hash House Harriers to get to know us without doing a trail.
Meetup 6 p.m. at Chicago’s 534 Central Ave, Kansas City, KS 66101.
Recommended parking is across from Strawberry Hill Brewing.
We will spend 30 minutes at each of four bars – walking between them.
Pay for your own drinks as you go.
9 p.m. or later – meet at Funkytown 8300 Blue Pkwy, Kansas City, MO 64133. Sir Dip has reserved us a table on the raised deck between the gals and guys restrooms, under his name, Kedzuf. There is a strict dress code and a CASH ONLY cover https://funkytownkc.com/dress-code
Save some energy for the 1 p.m. meetup on Saturday at Strawberry Hill Brewing – 601 Central Ave, Kansas City, KS 66101 for a Hash Rummage and Bake Sale before Circle at 2 p.m. The Saturday event is SOLD OUT.
4 April 2026 Sampler Spankin’ Trail
Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Sampler
Location: Meet at the park at the corner of 9th and Washington
Prelube at The Peanut, The Quaf, or The Dub (I’m taking votes)
On-After at Los Corrals 408 W 9th St, Kansas City, MO 64105
Expect SHOTS, Cocktails, Snacks, and Spankings
21 March 2026 SHHHHHHH Trail
Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Williams Grant Park Williams Grant Park, 401 SE Howard Ave, Lee’s Summit, MO 64063
Hare: Shhhhhhhh
Short-ish trail with possible Bar Audibles (bring ID)
14 March Snake Saturday Trail
Meetup: 8 a.m. (yeah, you read that right)
Pack Away: 8:30 a.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Sow Cow Me Maybe
Location: Macken Park 1002 Clark Ferguson Dr, North Kansas City, MO 64116
It is time once again for NKC Snake Saturday parade. We’re starting early, because the parade begins at 11am.
This will be an A-to-B trail. We will end less than one mile from the start. Trail is family-friendly, and we’ll be ending along the parade route. On-after at the bar may not be so family-friendly, so plan accordingly.
The dress code is kilts, and green, and green kilts.