Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30/ish
Hash Cash: $5
Location: 2002 Armour Rd. Helen’s JAD Bar.
Theme: Superb Owl! Let’s see your favorite half time shows, commercials, and owls! 🏈
Hare: Eco Dildo
24 October Chiefs Adventure with Franken
24 October Chiefs Adventure with Franken
Get ready for a Chief’s Adventure! Cum as your favorite Chief or in your Red and Yellow and a thirst for beer!
Meet up 2 p.m.
Pack away 2:30 p.m.
Location: Rock Island Trail Stadium Parking
22 Royal Way Kansas City, MO
South end of parking lot L
https://maps.app.goo.gl/H546VB83w2RhqGce8
TURDs: yes
Shiggy: yes
Trees: yes
Water: yes
Adventure: yes
On After: Gnarly Hussle (6317 Raytown Rd, Raytown, MO)
17 October Year of the Chihuahua Trail
Celebrate the Year of the Chihuahua with a trail somewhere between 2 and 3 miles
Meet up at 2:00
Pack away at 2:30
Hash cash: $5
Parking lot at W 3rd St and Elm St. behind Third Space Coffee 226 Oak St, Bonner Springs, KS 66012
10 October 2026 Godzilla Trail
LOOOOOK Its GODZILLAAAAAAA! Come brave a monster of a trail with me as we take down and around and up trees and shit! Cum in a Monster Universe attire (Godzilla, Kong, Mothra…)
Meetup: 2:00pm
Pack away: 2:30pm
Location: Sunnnyside Park 8351 Summit St, West Waldo, MO
Hash cash: $5, money for a bar stop.
Hare: Cum Sail a Gay
3 October Fall in the Bottoms Trail
Meetup: 2:00
Pack Away: 2:30
Hash Cash: $5
Location: The Ship 1221 Union Ave, Kansas City, MO 64101
Hare: Two Tanks
Expect possible bar stops – otherwise, TURD friendly