Meet 10 a.m. at Green Room Burgers and Beer 4010 Pennsylvania Ave. KCMO Hares: Sow Cow Me Maybe and Whistles While He Jerks

Theme: Mustaches and Bikes

Hash Cash: $5

This is a Bash!!!! That means Bicycle Hash!!! You have just enough time to grow your mustache because MUSTACHES ARE MANDATORY!!!!

This is a special Sunday trail just for you wankers!!! Expect a trail of 15 miles (is that true or a joke?), plus beer! Tell yo friends!!!!

Oh no! 7-Eleven cancelled FREE SLURPEE DAY! However, you can still get a free Slurpee if you sign up for 7Rewards through July. If you want to get a Slurpee before or after trail, the nearest one is in Lee’s Summit 13 minutes away. Just sayin’…

Otherwise, there will be plenty of beer (and water) on trail. This is a typical OOE trail – wear shiggy socks and bring bug spray & rubbing alcohol. And, oh yeah, trail is dog friendly. Warning: there are ticks out there… and spider webs.

Details, details, details…
Hares for this shitty trail: Once Over Easy and Just Lana Kain (virgin lay)
Meet us near Shelter 14 at Lake Jacomo, 9200 Beach Rd, Lee’s Summit, MO 64086 @ 2 pm.
Hash Cash $5
Suggested On-After @ Captains Sports Lounge, 27909 E Colbern Rd, Lee’s Summit, MO 64086.We do trails of 3 to 6 miles at various locations nearly every Saturday of the year.

Meet at 6 p.m. at KC Bier Company 310 W 79th St Kansas City, Missouri

Hash Cash $5

Hares: Whistles While He Jerks and Just Jake

Hash Cash: $5

Pack Gathers: 4pm
Pack Away: 4:30pm

Turkey: 4ish miles
Eagle: More than 4ish miles

Start: Englewood Park on Englewood Rd.
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Trail starts. Then there’s some marks and Beer Stops. Then it ends with Circle. On-After at Tanner’s Northland.

Just Mike is doing a three-way with Twincest and Sampler, and you are invited!

We are still practicing safe distancing, so bring a mask and your red, yellow, or green arm band (we will provide them if this is your first trail back)!

Meet up: 2 p.m.
Hares away: 2:30
Pack away soon after
Hash Cash: $5
Turkey 4 miles
Eagle 5 miles
2 beer stops and shot stops
Light shiggy. Possible for dogs but NOT recommended due to hot pavement.

Meet at Cooley Park 3545 NE Antioch Rd KCMO 64117 between Cerner and Parvin Rd in Avondale, MO at the intersection with NE Winn Rd39°09’28.9″N 94°32’48.4″W39.158033, -94.546778
Pride month continues, so wear your colors

Prelube at Hiway House 4071 N Prather Rd, KCMO 64116
On-After Helen’s JAD 2002 Armour Rd, North KCMO 64116