August 26-28 KCH3 Hash Campout: REDRUM Edition (campouts are for those who have hashed before; join us on a trail to get to know us)

30 April 2022 KCH3’s 8th Annual Red Dress Charity Run

Cum join us for a hash weekend of debauchery that begins Friday the 29th with a bar crawl.
Saturday will kick off at 1 PM from iTap in the Crossroads district 403 E 18th St, Kansas City, MO 64108.
Proceeds benefit Operation Breakthrough whose mission is to provide a safe, loving and educational environment for children in poverty and to empower their families through advocacy, emergency aid and education.
Rego info and details can be found here:

5th Annual Pink and Purple Dress Run 25 Sept 2021

The main event is Saturday. There will be a pub crawl on Friday meeting at 7 p.m. at Cinder Block Brewery.

Saturday Trail:
Meetup: 2:00
Pack Away: 2:30
Location: Hiway House 4071 N Prather Rd, Kansas City, MO 64116
Cost: $39 – you must register and pay here:

Food, drink, dancing, and a charity auction follow the trail.

Proceeds benefit the Kansas City Chapter of Girls on the Run (GOTR). GOTR envisions a world where every girl knows and activates her limitless potential and is free to boldly pursue her dreams. GOTR inspire girls to be joyful, healthy and confident using a fun, experience-based curriculum which creatively integrates running.

KCH3 Hash Campout 2021 7/9-7/11

Must Rego Here:
Paypal $69 dollars to friends and family; please include hash name in the comments so we can match it to the whose coming list. If you need to pay by check (if your check bounces, Chihuahua will get you!):

We are going back to hosting campout like we did pre-covid which means food is included in rego price. What to expect: beer, spiked-seltzer and/or cider, food, snacks, trails, swimming, graffiti, peacocks, naked fire jumping, lawn games, shenanigans, maybe some beer yoga and possibly fire works. We are going to a new venue where shade may be a little limited as we don’t have a pavilion but we do have a VIP bus that seats about 20. This isn’t a nudist resort but we asked and clothing is optional. We asked about fireworks and were told they are encouraged! We rented the venue so with the exception of their regular fisherman we have the space to ourselves. As much as we love dogs and cats please leave your pets at home as there are peacocks, chickens, and a dog already on the property.

Shortly after you enter the property there are two stops signs next to a Quonset hut… stop here to check-in and collect swag.

All times but arrival and GTFO are hash time.

Stuff to Bring:
Camping Gear (tent, bedding, camp chair, cranium lamp & batteries), weather appropriate clothing is recommended, swim wings or something inflatable for floating + water shoes if you want to get in the lake, sunscreen, bug spray, spray paint, fire works, bring a hat (ticks abound), water, anything else you want to drink, snacks, swim suit(s) and yoga mat. As this is a hash event bring a vessel, hash attire, your whistle, and anything else you’d normally bring to a hash event.

Start Location Details
The Lessman Farm & Truckhenge
4124 NE Brier Rd, Topeka, KS 66616

SeniorsH3 Midsommar 2021 6/25-6/27

Rego Here:
Välkommen alla to the SENIOOOORS Midsomnar Hash Weekend! Join us for a Swedish-themed midsummer celebration where you can bust out your Nordic drinking horns and rest easy knowing that you can’t get held hostage by a cult twice! PayPal $39 to (friends & family) to claim your spot at this sh*tshow of a weekend.
You must PayPal (friends and family) to join the list for this weekend

What: Get kidnapped by a semi-Pagan, semi-Swedish cult
When: June 25th-27th
Where: Kansas City, MO
Hash Cash: $39

Alright, so what does my money get me..? Included with your rego: 3 trails (Fri-Sun), Vin Brännbol (wanker translation: bagged wine baseball/cricket game) dinner and bonfire Saturday, guided yoga w/ champagne Sunday morning, swag, and tenting space for the weekend.

Please refrain from bringing: dogs (without consent from your host), a bad attitude, RVs, weapons of any kind, and hash drama.

COVID-19 Disclaimer: We are in the process of discussing our policies and procedures regarding the Coronavirus. While we cannot know what the local ordinances will look like in June regarding masks, vaccination records, etc., if you are planning to receive the vaccine, we encourage you to attempt to schedule yours before May 21st for two doses or June 11th for one dose.

Indoor crash space is available, please tell us if modern technology is required to keep you alive and operational.
Schedule of events is below, in hash time.
Swedish Midsummer
Hash attire and accessories for $39 worth of fun, Midwest summer safety measures (sunscreen/bugspray), anything you need to cover yourself for 42 hours

KCH3 Campout – PPE Edition June 26-28

Rego Now:

Existing Hashers or those who have done at least one KCH3 trail are welcome to attend: PayPal $39 to using friends and family

Our location: Bloomington West campgrounds at Clinton Lake just outside of Lawrence, Kansas is secluded from muggles, offers plenty of shade, is walking distance to the beach and is less than a mile from the boat ramp. It also features a pavilion, shower houses, a play ground, a sand volleyball pit and plenty of room for activities.

Safety: We will designate red zones for those who want to fully socially distance, yellow for some distancing, and green for limited precautions. All common areas, trails, circles, food, and drink will be spread out and appropriately sanitized.

We provide: beer, spiked seltzer, fruited beers, and water with plenty of ice.
You bring anything else you want to drink and your own vessels.

BRING YOUR OWN FOOD and cooking utensils: There are a couple of community grills.

We supply sanitizer, gloves, plates , napkins, and eating utensils.

We will serve coffee and hot water with cream and sugar packets in the morning with fruit, individually wrapped muffins, and oatmeal packets.

Limited individually wrapped snacks will be put out throughout the day.

Bring extra coolers, canopies, chairs, and games.

Besides camping gear (tent, bedding), sunscreen and bug spray, bring a hat (ticks are everywhere), water, snacks, weather appropriate clothing, swimming suit(s) and something inflatable for floating + water shoes if you want to get in the lake.

As this is a hash event so bring a vessel, hash attire, your whistle, and anything else you’d normally bring to a hash event.%MCEPASTEBIN%

Canceled Due to Coronavirus March 2020: Red Dress Run

All Hash House Harriers’ Trails are canceled until further notice due to the current social distancing recommendations.

Register Here for the Kansas City H3 Red Dress Run! This year, the r*n will take place at Rochester Brewing Company, in downtown Kansas City.

This year, we’ll be raising money for Camp Guardian. They are an organization that provides an outdoor camping experience for people with disabilities. More info here:

Schedule (more details to cum):
Friday night pub crawl.
Saturday red dress run:
11 am prelube
1 pm r*n
7 pm gtfo
afterparty tbd
Sunday Brew-2-Brew relay race (not included in rego price). Talk to mismanagement about participation.

Shits Twice and Gags
Jackpot Pussy Queef

Shiggy Level: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Rego here:

In addition to holding Hashes every Saturday of the year, Wednesdays in summer, and Full Moons in winter, the women of Pearl Necklace hash one Sunday morning a month.

We also host or promote other events throughout the year. These are usually for a charity or in collaboration with other Kennels. Check out and “Rego” for the following events by clicking them:

Neighboring Kennels also have events. Check their pages for those.