Meet up at 6:00 p.m.
Hare away at 6:15
Pack away at 6:30
Start Location:
Parkville Nature Center at 100 E 12 St, Parkville, MO 64152
Hare is PMS
2 Sept 2020 Wed Wanker Trail
This sh*tty trail will be brought to you wanks by the reigning Wednesday night haring King himself, PMS.
EH Young Park 1001 Argosy Parkway, Riverside, MO
Hare Away: 630 p.m.
Pack Out: 6:45 p.m.
Shiggy: uncertain
TURD friendly: maybe?
Hash Cash: $5
Social Distancing: Thank you sir, may I have another?!
5 September 2020 Smithville Sampler Trail
Meet up 2 p.m.
Pack Away 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash $5
Meet in the Heritage Park Baseball Field parking lot 328 E Main St, Smithville, MO 64089.
We may try to “sample” at the winery and distillery, so bring money and id.
3- to 4-mile semi-shiggy trail.
We will hash as the usual adults only, but my cousins will be doing a family-friendly trail in tandem, so bring kiddos (no charge) but don’t worry about them spoiling our fun (they will not be in either circle or at the bars).
29 August 2020 Shawnee Crap Shoot Trail
Hare: Sampler
Meetup 2:00
Hare Away: 2:15
Pack Away: 2:30
Hash Cash: $5
Even though this is not a tumbling dice trail, watch for tumbling dice. Bring money and ID for a bar beer stop
4 miles, 2 beer stops, 2 shot stops. Shiggy 69.69% difficulty but only on one small eagle leg that turkeys can bypass.
Herman Laird Park 11500 Johnson Dr, Shawnee, KS 66203
Meet in the smaller parking lot (not the one in front of Old Shawnee Days) near Chief Charles Bluejacket Memorial Fountain
22 August 2020 Sh*t Show
Cum join us for a kch3 Trail this Saturday!
Columbus Square 749 Missouri Ave. KCMO
Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5;
Bring money for a bar stop on the trail
Shiggy:4.69
Girth: 4
Masks: 100%
Dogability: not great
Carpooling: do it