Hares: Whistles While He Jerks and Just Jake

Hash Cash: $5

Pack Gathers: 4pm
Pack Away: 4:30pm

Turkey: 4ish miles
Eagle: More than 4ish miles

Start: Englewood Park on Englewood Rd.
https://goo.gl/maps/2YaRbpof4Xo3NJp26

Trail starts. Then there’s some marks and Beer Stops. Then it ends with Circle. On-After at Tanner’s Northland.

Just Mike is doing a three-way with Twincest and Sampler, and you are invited!

We are still practicing safe distancing, so bring a mask and your red, yellow, or green arm band (we will provide them if this is your first trail back)!

Meet up: 2 p.m.
Hares away: 2:30
Pack away soon after
Hash Cash: $5
Turkey 4 miles
Eagle 5 miles
2 beer stops and shot stops
Light shiggy. Possible for dogs but NOT recommended due to hot pavement.

Meet at Cooley Park 3545 NE Antioch Rd KCMO 64117 between Cerner and Parvin Rd in Avondale, MO at the intersection with NE Winn Rd39°09’28.9″N 94°32’48.4″W39.158033, -94.546778
Pride month continues, so wear your colors

Prelube at Hiway House 4071 N Prather Rd, KCMO 64116
On-After Helen’s JAD 2002 Armour Rd, North KCMO 64116

Bring a Mask. Beer and sanitizer provided.
Hoist and Moist & Shits Twice and Gags will be your Hares

When: this Saturday
Where: Kansas City Museum 3218 Gladstone Boulevard, Kansas City, Missouri 64123
Meeting in a giant grassy area on the Northwest corner lot across from the Museum. (Think Cliff Drive) On WALROND (one way street)
Why: Beer
Who: All Hashers and Virgins!
What: Our first hash back after Quarantine from the stupid virus. Around….4 miles or less. Half the trail will be shaded!

Consent!
Consent!
Consent!

KCH3 will be providing our kennel with trusty arm bands to denote your comfort level with distancing and interaction. These will be used for the rest of summer so make sure to keep them handy….more details to cum on these levels of comfort. But this will require a heavier request from our kennel to be very aware and respect the consent of our wankers.

Safety is usually third, but for the time going forth, it actually will be a bit higher on your list…

We will have sanitizer, Lysol wipes for surfaces and all beer near to sanitizer your own bevvie and most importantly BEER BEER BEER!
(***You can choose to BYOB if you don’t feel comfortable taking from the hash cooler)

You will see some new marks and will be required in half of the trail to go single file.

BRING a MASK or Face covering. We will not provide if you forget! We ask that masks be worn before and after trail. Masks on trail are NOT required as temps will be in the 80s.

SuGgEsTed items to bring for your own safety: SUNSCREEN, Bug Spray, Hat to cover your cranium, Shiggy clothes, shoes with a bit more grip

Shiggy will be present
TURDs (Pupperonis) not suggested, but we did have one when we were scouting. So it’s ultimately up to you….

We don’t have a theme – Just want to see all your butts! (I’d say faces, but they will only be your eyes and foreheads) 😷

Oh and it’s PRIDE month, so if you wanna jazz it up… feel free to sport your favorite PRIDE GEAR (heels and capes not suggested)

Details coming soon

Stay tuned!