25 October 2020 Ladies Only Corset Trail

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Trail: Corset Trail #52
Hare: Glitter Clitter
Date: Oct 25, 2020
Meet Up: Sunfresh parking lot in Westport (4001 Mill Street KCMO)
Time: 10:00am
Hare away: 10:30am
Pack away: 10:45am
Hash Cash: $10
On After: Char Bar, 4050 Pennsylvania Ave, Kansas City MO 64111
Wear your favorite corset for some sexy pre-Halloween fun! We will meet in the Sunfresh parking lot over by Green Room Burgers. Cum for brunch at Char Bar for on after.
Please RSVP soon so Glitter can make a brunch reservation for all the sexy ladies!
Bring a Mask
If you feel ill-DO NOT CUM

17 October 2020 Dude! Where’s My Franken? Trail

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EARLY START
12:00 circle up
12:30 Awaaaaaay!
$5 Hash Cash
Where: 8422 Oldham Rd, Kansas City, MO 64138

Park only in legal areas, not on the property

Expect shiggy, bullshit, booze, boobs, balls, turkeys, eagles, getting wet, changing clothes, who knows? Just be ready. it’s fall in the Midwest.

10 Oct 2020 Lady GaGa Trail

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You’ve given us a million reasons to hide the beer
You’ve given us a million reasons to lay a trail
You’ve given us a million reasons, about a million reasons

Show us your GAGA!!! Put your paws up and cum join STAG and Cooter as we hash around KC!!!

We were born this way, so be ready to show off your cat walk, pride for uniqueness and dance moves!!

LOCATION: meet up will be located in the alleyway BEHIND Lifted Spirits Distillery. 1734 Cherry St. KCMO 64108

PARKING: Metered parking or public parking lots nearby.

Distance: 3-4 miles

Meet at 2pm / Pack away at 230pm

Hash Cash: $5

Bring: ID, cash (there will be an audible BN on trail), mask, whistle, vessel, Meat Dress, Poker Face, or ANY GaGa get up!!!

On-After: TBD

3 October 2020 Austin Powers Trail

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12304 Mohawk Lane Leawood, KS 66209

Meet at 2:00 PM/Pack Away 2:30
Hash Cash $5.00
A to A trail 4.2 miles

Does hashing make you randy? Yeah baby yeah!!

Jump into your Shaguar and come join the cast of characters dressed as your favorite swinger or villain in this Austin Powers themed Hash!

We will have a groovy time with you guys and gals dressed up as Dr. Evil, Mini Me, Fat Bastard, Gold Member and Austin Powers himself but who knows, we may end up seeing Alotta Fagina, Ivana Humpalot, Robin Swallows, Fook U or Fook Me. Be prepared to protect your wedding tackle as I am sure a few of you may load your jubblies and come as Fem Bots!!

So throw me a frickin bone here and plan on having a shagadelic time swinging before during and after this groovy Hash.

Although we may not be able to have any sharks with frickin lasers attached to their heads, we will be offering our version of ill-tempered sea bass and possibly a chance to win one Swedish made penis enlarger pump along with the accompanying book titled “Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: (this Sort of Thing is My Bag Baby)” !

So before you come up with an excuse as to why you may not be able to attend, I will give you a pre-emptive “ZIP, ZIP, ZIP IT”!

Instead come and have a groovy time and a party scene on after!