2-22-2020 Future’s Too Tu Tu Bright Trail

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You GOTTA wear shades and a tu tu!

Jackpot and STAG are your hares. Get ready for to show off your finest tutu and most outrageous sunglasses around downtown KC.

Bring ID and some cash in case there are any stops along the route.

Hash Cash: $5
Location: Open lot across from 11 W 38th St, Kansas City, MO 64111
Not fur friend friendly.
Meet up: 2:00
Hares away: 2:30

Of course theme is tutus!!

*****HOUSEWARMING PARTY AFTER********
Come break in my new place (not literally) show up anytime after 7. Same location as meet up and on after, but short pause between end of hash and on after. If you show up early, you’ll be put to work.

15 February 2020 Double Virgin Hare Trail

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Two “Justs” are haring in hopes of wowing the pack

Meet at: 16649 Midland Dr,
Shawnee, KS 66217
Meet up: 2 p.m.
Hares away: 2:30
Pack away soon after
Hash Cash: $5
Enjoy a 3.5-mile jaunt through Shawnee’s parks and roads. 2 Turkey-Eagle Splits, 2 beer stops and shot stops

28 March 2020 KCH3 Annual Red Dress Run

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Register here for the Kansas City H3 Red Dress Run! This year, the r*n will take place at Rochester Brewing Company, in downtown Kansas City at 2129 Washington Street, Kansas City, Missouri 64108

This year, we’ll be raising money for Camp Guardian. They are an organization that provides an outdoor camping experience for people with disabilities. More info here: https://usafpararescue.wixsite.com/camp-guardian

Schedule (more details to cum):
Friday night pub crawl.
Saturday red dress run:
11 am prelube
1 pm r*n
7 pm gtfo
afterparty tbd
Sunday Brew-2-Brew relay race (not included in rego price). Talk to mismanagement about participation.

Hares:
Shits Twice and Gags
Jackpot Pussy Queef

Shiggy Level: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Rego here:
https://hashrego.com/events/kch3-red-dress-run-2020

9 February Rock On Full Moon Trail

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Are you ready to get ROCK HARD? Because you are about to get your faces rocked off!

Cum as your favorite rock star, or as your favorite rock/mineral! You will be exploring a unique area of Kansas City’s geological history while rocking out! Music on trail highly encouraged!

Meet up:1800
Chalk talk/Hares away: 1820
Hounds away:1830
Hash Cash: $5

What to expect: Darkness/Need for cranium lamps, MUD, WATER, more super awesome rock puns, shots, beer, titties, hating being tall, getting to start your sin list early since you went to church earlier, fossils, moongazing,

Hardness Factor: 7/10, or, quartz
Dog Friendly: oh yeah.

KC Firefighters Memorial 4000-4038 E 87th St, Kansas City, MO 64132

8 February 2020 Solo Sex and Margs Trail

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Pre-lube at the meetup, Rancho Grande Cantina for $3 glasses of House Margaritas ALL DAY.

Location: 921 Liberty Drive, Liberty, MO 64068
Meetup: 2p / Pack away 2:30p / (prelube earlier if you want those margs!)
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Solo Sex Rex (laying LIVE trail)