Whistles and Spock are your hares for January 4, 2020.
Theme: Hashing
Pack gathers @ 2:03PM
Hares away when they feel like it.
Plan on 15 miles…. or 1. We haven’t decided yet
Hash Cash = $5
Meet at Cronin’s Bar & Grill 12227 W. 87th Pkwy Lenexa, KS 66215
Things to bring:Virgins to sacrifice to G
Naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine
whistle
Extra Shoelaces
Virgins
Prophylactics – new
Prophylactics – soiled
ID
New shoes
Vessels/ coozies
Permission slip signed by a legal guardian
Virgins
Thirst for beer

Celebrate KCH3’s anal tradition: Walk/Run a trail to celebrate the new year!
Meetup: 11:00 a.m.
Pack Away: 11:30 a.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Hares: The Bitches
Meet in the parking lot behind Dunkin’ Donuts 8820 E Highway 350, Raytown, Missouri 64133

Meet: 2:00
Pack Away: 2:30
Hash Cash: $5
Hashmas Party: 4:30

Black To The Cooter is stepping up to host HASHMAS!! Also celebrating her b-day! Short trail, and epic after party. Kennel will purchase beer, you wanks bring the food. Plan on White Elephant gift exchange. (If you never attended a Hashmas, don’t go crazy on the gift…keep it cheap and funny).

Trail Location: Flo’s

8934 Wornall Rd
Kansas City, Missouri 64114

Dress theme: show me your worst Christmas/holiday/festivus attire. I’m talking ugly sweaters, cousin Eddies, herald Angels, grinches, jack skelenton’s as santa, etc. show me what you got!!!

On-After: Hashmas party at a private home.

Food:Hosts will be supplying pulled pork. they’ll also have plates, utensils, and red Solo cups (but also bring your vessels so we can hopefully cut down on plastic waste). please post what you’ll be bringing to share so we don’t end up with 50 cheese and cracker platters.

Hare: Just Sara
Meet: 2:00
Pack Away: 2:30
Hash Cash: $5
Where: Zona Rosa parking lot between Dillard’s and Sephora
7350 NW 87th Ter, Kansas City, Missouri 64153

Get your dirty Santa outfits ready as we run the Northland.
Christmas lights, jingling balls and eggnog will definitely be included!

It is not by Dillards it is right in front of national American University across from the Dixson 39.2523384,-94.6662145

Hare: Pretty Woman CANADIAN THEME!
Meet: 2:00
Pack Away: 2:30
Hash Cash: $5
Location: D’Barb Bar and Grill 11129 North Oak Trafficway Kansas City, MO 64155

Weather permitting, it will be a 4.5 mile turkey, 6 mile eagle trail. If it is snowing bad we’ll make changes. Two stops but I want to keep you moving and warm.