EARLY START
12:00 circle up
12:30 Awaaaaaay!
$5 Hash Cash
Where: 8422 Oldham Rd, Kansas City, MO 64138

Park only in legal areas, not on the property

Expect shiggy, bullshit, booze, boobs, balls, turkeys, eagles, getting wet, changing clothes, who knows? Just be ready. it’s fall in the Midwest.

You’ve given us a million reasons to hide the beer
You’ve given us a million reasons to lay a trail
You’ve given us a million reasons, about a million reasons

Show us your GAGA!!! Put your paws up and cum join STAG and Cooter as we hash around KC!!!

We were born this way, so be ready to show off your cat walk, pride for uniqueness and dance moves!!

LOCATION: meet up will be located in the alleyway BEHIND Lifted Spirits Distillery. 1734 Cherry St. KCMO 64108

PARKING: Metered parking or public parking lots nearby.

Distance: 3-4 miles

Meet at 2pm / Pack away at 230pm

Hash Cash: $5

Bring: ID, cash (there will be an audible BN on trail), mask, whistle, vessel, Meat Dress, Poker Face, or ANY GaGa get up!!!

On-After: TBD

12304 Mohawk Lane Leawood, KS 66209

Meet at 2:00 PM/Pack Away 2:30
Hash Cash $5.00
A to A trail 4.2 miles

Does hashing make you randy? Yeah baby yeah!!

Jump into your Shaguar and come join the cast of characters dressed as your favorite swinger or villain in this Austin Powers themed Hash!

We will have a groovy time with you guys and gals dressed up as Dr. Evil, Mini Me, Fat Bastard, Gold Member and Austin Powers himself but who knows, we may end up seeing Alotta Fagina, Ivana Humpalot, Robin Swallows, Fook U or Fook Me. Be prepared to protect your wedding tackle as I am sure a few of you may load your jubblies and come as Fem Bots!!

So throw me a frickin bone here and plan on having a shagadelic time swinging before during and after this groovy Hash.

Although we may not be able to have any sharks with frickin lasers attached to their heads, we will be offering our version of ill-tempered sea bass and possibly a chance to win one Swedish made penis enlarger pump along with the accompanying book titled “Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: (this Sort of Thing is My Bag Baby)” !

So before you come up with an excuse as to why you may not be able to attend, I will give you a pre-emptive “ZIP, ZIP, ZIP IT”!

Instead come and have a groovy time and a party scene on after!

Start at the parking lot at the entrance to city park at the intersection of Park Drive, Grandview Blvd, and City Park Drive in Kansas City Kansas

Meet up 6:00
Hare away at 6:15
Pack out at 6:30
Hare: PMS

145-103 City Park Dr
Kansas City, KS 66102
39.103853, -94.661222

Meetup 2 p.m.
Pack Away 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5

“I SIGNED A WAIVER!!!” – Buzz LightQueerEvent

Organizers: Lick Van Fecal and Whistles While He JerksGet your teams together for this. There will be beer, some shenanigans, and trophies!!

Teams of 3 will work best. This is not a typical beer mile. We will provide all of the equipment necessary to participate.

Helmets are not provided but highly recommended. Every lap will require someone on your team to chug a beer.

Nall Neighborhood Park 48th Nall Ave · Roeland Park, KS

Trophies will be handed out at the end of the race at the discretion of Lick and Whistles