Have Shit Will Travel and Next Best Thing to a Penis Ring present…. No Promises Trail
Meetup: 1 p.m.
Pack Away: 1:15 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Bring a MASK, a vessel and some spicy bacon? Keep your 6-foot distance.
A to B Trail starting at Stoll Dog Park 12500 W 119th St. Overland Park, KS

We’ve decided to do a memorial theme since Veteran’s Day is the 11th, so let’s get Red, White, and Boozed!

Hares: Jackpot & Tonya Hardon
Location: Open field on the corner of 38th and Baltimore: 11 W 38th St. Kansas City, MO 64111
Time: 2:00 pm
Hare away: 2:15
Pack away: 2:30
Hash Cash: $5

Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Sampler
Location: Riverfront Park Boat Ramp
River Front Dr. Kansas City, MO 64120
https://goo.gl/maps/NMmDyZ5CCdqb8xpN7
Small spurts of shiggy, big bursts of shenanigans, beer, shots, songs, and fish hooks – lots of fun fish hooks
Bring cash, mask, and i.d. for a bar stop

Meet Up: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Squirting KC
Tiffany Springs Park: N.W. 88th St. & N. Hampton Road, Kansas City, MO 64153

Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls of all ages (21 and over)… Welcome to the greatest (shit)show on earth!!!

Who will you see this Halloween? The Beard Lady? Lobster Boy? Pepper, Meep or the beautiful Three-Tittied Lady? Dress the part or cum as you are. Special prize for the one who dresses in their Halloween best!

Get ready to take a stroll through the woods, but be prepared to r*n as you may encounter Twisty the Clown or his side freak Dandy.

It’ll be a (shit)show that will make even Edward Mandrake cry tears of pain. Bring on the Freak (shit)Show!!

On-after will take place at Arthur’s Lounge for some spooktacular adult bevies and craptastic karaoke.

Cum join us on our final Wednesday trail of the year! Followed by a bonfire at Franken and Circle Jerk’s!
7807 E Gregory Blvd, Kansas City, MO 64133
Park on neighboring streets

Meet up: 1800
Chalk talk: 1815
Hare away: 1820
Pack away: 1830

What to expect: who the hell knows. boobs. butts. dicks. beer. the usual.

Dog Friendly trail and we have a fenced yard for on after! Bring your pooch!
BYOB to the bonfire! If you just want to come to the fire, that’s ok too! Show up at La Casa de FrankenJerk and the fire will be going even if we are on trail!