Yes, let’s hash and check out some seasonal lights on strangers’ houses!

MASKS REQUIRED
Cranium light!
TURD friendly

Will update the rest later.
Location is going to be near Arno Park (around 69th and Ward Parkway)

You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning!

Join Bloodsport FuckMonkey and Dickin’ Donuts to celebrate the 12 Down Downs of Christmas and Bloodsport’s 26th birthday!

Masks will be required as I do not want the flu nor COVID.
Vessels REQUIRED and we will not be sharing drinks.

11 a.m. Meet up
Chalk talk 11:20
On-out 11:30am.
10800 Blue River Rd, Kansas City, MO 64131
Hash cash $5 (unless you are designated to bring a shot)
There will also be beer and water

Trail will be shiggy and dog-friendly.
So far we have:
2 shots from Dickin’ and Blood
2 shots from Sampler
1 shot from Sow Cow
1 shot from Frank n Tittays
1 shot from Squirting KC
1 shot from HoMo
1 shot from Buzz
1 shot from Whorey
1 shot from STAG

Santa Fe Trace Park Trail near the intersection of E 121st St and Charlotte St. Kansas City, Missouri 64146

Try putting this plus code into Google Maps: WC58+5H
or this: https://goo.gl/maps/Z725sQ2CEopcLKPj8

Guess what? It’s a full Beaver Moon!

I know you all love beaver, so come dressed in your favorite fur! It’s going to be cold (probably) so break out that mink, beaver, fox, OR faux fur!
Fir also ok if you want to be coniferous.

Meet up: 1800
Pack away: 1830
Hash Cash: $5

What to expect: beer, darkness, mud, water. probably some boobs or wieners.
Shiggy: 4-7 (you won’t die).
T.U.R.D friendly!

Meetup: 1 p.m.
Pack Away: 1:30 p.m.
Hare: Brazilian Blowholio
Hash Cash: $5
Location: 7511 N Brooklyn Pl, Kansas City, MO 64118
OMG This trail is on-fire ! We have 4’ish miles, one tough and easy split which adds one more mile , 2 local bar stops , 2 local shopping stops , 2 stimulus checks, and perfect weather 

Meetup: 6:30Hare Away: 7:00Hash Cash: $5Not a Wednesday Trail…just an impromptu trail that happens to be on WednesdayBring MASK, cranium lamp, vessel, and ID for bar stops

Show up as turkeys or &#%*<,% a turkey, but it’ll start out at Loose Park where my first ever hash run I participated in was with ya crazy people! 5200 Wornall Rd, Kansas City, MO 64112

There will be 2 bar stops that are prepaid for shots. I may have the first version of a screaming Jesus pickle if it turns out nice and spicy. If someone else wants to charge I’m game, just lmk!

Park in Northern most lot . East side.