Harriers and Harriettes, it’s Easter time which means egg hunts. Egg hunts for adults, that is!

Don your Saturday trail Sunday bests, your bunny ears and Easter baskets.

Bring cash and an ID for a beer stop. Be ready for a boozy egg hunt: booze, chocolate and boozy filled chocolates!!

Hash Cash $5
Meetup 2:00
Hounds away 2:30
8850 N Pomona Ave, Kansas City, MO 64153

The weather is expected to be beautiful!!

No Trail This Week. Next Trail April 3.

Frankentitties and Downward Dogshit are off to hike the Appalachian Trail, and we’re not. So join them for a F-off trail they won’t forget on those long, cold nights!

Meet: 2:00
Pack Away: 2:30
Hare: Neverending Whory
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Rozarks Nature Trail (Rosedale Arch) Park Dr, Kansas City, KS

Let’s celebrate the Irish by drinking like the Irish. Take off work, and day drink with us!

We’ll be using SowCow and Glitter’s back yard. Bring a lawn chair if you want to sit. You can go inside to do your business, but please don’t gather in the house.

On after, we’ll hang out in the yard and drink more beer.
BYOB for on-after. Bring a vessel and special beer to share because there’s a little Sampler in all of us.

Location: 4349 Wyoming St, Kansas City, MO 64111
Hares: Frankentitties, Dogshit, and SowCow
Hash Cash: $5 and BYOB for after
Shiggy Level: 0.69 

Meetup 2 p.m.
Hash Cash $5
700 W 33rd St, Kansas City, MO 64111

Cum in a GREEN DRESS with your favorite GINGER hares, Ginger Snaps from QC, Lick Ban Fecal, & Too cheap to deny, in their 1st An*al GREEN Dress Hash.

You will laugh, you will cry, you will get ANGRY, drunk, and feel NO PAIN, just like US red-headed step children.

This is not a charity hash, we are gonna drink all the hash ca$h!

Bring ID, face mask, & cash for optional bar stops (at hasher discretion) Hash beer will be provided at car stops along the way.

Virgins are encouraged (duh).These day walker hares look to getting back at years of terrible jokes and taunting