‘Twas the day before the playoffs, and all through the Chiefdom, the groundskeepers and media crews were preparing the stadium.

When, out of nowhere, a pack of hashers gathered in Parking Lot L for some debauchery and trail.

The hare, Once Over Easy, promises the eagles plenty of shiggy and the turkeys may get a little twiggy.

It may be colder than a witch’s tit, but the half-minds don’t care ’cause they’re all pretty lit.

Note from OOE: Feel free to sport your team colors.

Location: Arrowhead Stadium Parking Lot L (if we can’t park INSIDE the lot, we’ll meet OUTSIDE the lot along Blue Ridge Cutoff)

Meet at 1:30 pm (new time)

Hare away: 2:00ish

On After: Somewhere to watch the 49ers vs. Vikings

Whistles and Spock are your hares for January 4, 2020.
Theme: Hashing
Pack gathers @ 2:03PM
Hares away when they feel like it.
Plan on 15 miles…. or 1. We haven’t decided yet
Hash Cash = $5
Meet at Cronin’s Bar & Grill 12227 W. 87th Pkwy Lenexa, KS 66215
Things to bring:Virgins to sacrifice to G
Naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine
whistle
Extra Shoelaces
Virgins
Prophylactics – new
Prophylactics – soiled
ID
New shoes
Vessels/ coozies
Permission slip signed by a legal guardian
Virgins
Thirst for beer

Celebrate KCH3’s anal tradition: Walk/Run a trail to celebrate the new year!
Meetup: 11:00 a.m.
Pack Away: 11:30 a.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Hares: The Bitches
Meet in the parking lot behind Dunkin’ Donuts 8820 E Highway 350, Raytown, Missouri 64133

Meet: 2:00
Pack Away: 2:30
Hash Cash: $5
Hashmas Party: 4:30

Black To The Cooter is stepping up to host HASHMAS!! Also celebrating her b-day! Short trail, and epic after party. Kennel will purchase beer, you wanks bring the food. Plan on White Elephant gift exchange. (If you never attended a Hashmas, don’t go crazy on the gift…keep it cheap and funny).

Trail Location: Flo’s

8934 Wornall Rd
Kansas City, Missouri 64114

Dress theme: show me your worst Christmas/holiday/festivus attire. I’m talking ugly sweaters, cousin Eddies, herald Angels, grinches, jack skelenton’s as santa, etc. show me what you got!!!

On-After: Hashmas party at a private home.

Food:Hosts will be supplying pulled pork. they’ll also have plates, utensils, and red Solo cups (but also bring your vessels so we can hopefully cut down on plastic waste). please post what you’ll be bringing to share so we don’t end up with 50 cheese and cracker platters.

Hare: Just Sara
Meet: 2:00
Pack Away: 2:30
Hash Cash: $5
Where: Zona Rosa parking lot between Dillard’s and Sephora
7350 NW 87th Ter, Kansas City, Missouri 64153

Get your dirty Santa outfits ready as we run the Northland.
Christmas lights, jingling balls and eggnog will definitely be included!

It is not by Dillards it is right in front of national American University across from the Dixson 39.2523384,-94.6662145