Meet at 75ll N Brooklyn, KCMO 64118 for trail and a pool party afterward

Time: 2 p.m.
Hare: Brazilian Blowholio
Hash Cash: $5

In honor of “Weird Contest Week,” expect Shenanigans on trail.
Meetup: 6 p.m.
Pack Away: 6:30 p.m.
Location: Westside Fountain at the intersection of Southwest Blvd., Summit St., and W. 24th St. (parking under the highway ramp).
Hare: Sampler
Hash Cash $5
Length: Don’t worry, I’ll work on keeping it around 3 miles 🙂
Prelube: Happy Hour at El Pueblito 810 Southwest Blvd.
On-After: One of the many Southwest Blvd. Restaurants

Want some Tasty Goodness Rim Job on trail? Cum out to Landahl Park this Saturday and your hares Once Over Easy and Tooth Fairy will be happy to oblige. Shiggy socks and bug spray highly recommended. Fair warning: poison ivy spotted (I know, it’s a no-brainer since we’ll be in the woods, but there’s always that one person. Just sayin’.). And what’s an OOE trail if it didn’t have a turkey/eagle option? I know, right?!?!

I know most of you wanks don’t like to venture too far from your ‘hood, but let’s give our Blue Springs wanks some love and hash in their neck of the woods for a change. (You Blue Springs and Independence wankers better show up!)

Location: Landahl Mountain Bike Park, E Argo Rd, Independence, MO 64057

Better get the GPS out so you won’t get lost before trail. I couldn’t find an address, but be sure to include “Bike Park” and “E Argo Rd”. Otherwise it will take you to the Lake City Shooting Range off of Truman Road (which is on the other side of where we will be).

Meetup: 2:00 pm
Hares: Once Over Easy and Tooth Fairy
Hares away: 2:30 pm
Pack away: 2:45 pm
Hash Cash: $5

On-On!  OOE