INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY TRAIL Sat. Sept 19
Where: Wyandotte County Lake – Shelter House 14 Access Rd, Kansas City, KS 66109
Meetup 2 p.m.
Swashbucklers away 2:30 p.m.
Hash cash: Five American doubloons
Avast ye Landlubbers! Odor Eater and I Is EZ are your boatswains for Talk Like a Pirate Day trail. Grab your Jolly Roger as you’ll hornswoggle through 3 miles of salty trails along Wyandotte County Lake. We’ll get you close to the water without feeding you to the fish. Get ready to scuttle your thirst with a grog and a swill stop.
Ye KCH3 hearties are encouraged to come in your favorite pirate regalia. Any who make a hint of effort will be rewarded handsomely with exclusive booty from your hares. Lily-livered scallywags will find their coffers in the ships bilge.
After we plunder trail, you’re invited to batten down the on-after hatches at the Poop Deck of Odor and EZ (weather depending). Bring your own swill. Social distancing encouraged at a cat o’nine tails distance.