Are you ready to get ROCK HARD? Because you are about to get your faces rocked off!

Cum as your favorite rock star, or as your favorite rock/mineral! You will be exploring a unique area of Kansas City’s geological history while rocking out! Music on trail highly encouraged!

Meet up:1800
Chalk talk/Hares away: 1820
Hounds away:1830
Hash Cash: $5

What to expect: Darkness/Need for cranium lamps, MUD, WATER, more super awesome rock puns, shots, beer, titties, hating being tall, getting to start your sin list early since you went to church earlier, fossils, moongazing,

Hardness Factor: 7/10, or, quartz
Dog Friendly: oh yeah.

KC Firefighters Memorial 4000-4038 E 87th St, Kansas City, MO 64132

Pre-lube at the meetup, Rancho Grande Cantina for $3 glasses of House Margaritas ALL DAY.

Location: 921 Liberty Drive, Liberty, MO 64068
Meetup: 2p / Pack away 2:30p / (prelube earlier if you want those margs!)
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Solo Sex Rex (laying LIVE trail)

Meetup: 2:00
Pack Away: 2:30
Hare: Sampler
Hash Cash: $5
Where: Jacob L. Loose Park 5200 Wornall Road, Kansas City, Missouri 64112
Come as or with props that indicate your Chinese Zodiac character

Black to the Cooter, Just Tim, and Just Amber are your hares!!!! Trail will be mostly suburban with some shiggy. Trail theme is Boats N Hoes! Cum as your favorite Captain or Wench.Trail start will be just to the north side of Luther’s BBQ in the parking lot.
pack meeting at 2:30pm
pack away at 3pm

On-After will be at Casa de Just Amber and Just Tim, to celebrate her fabulous 60 years of being young!!! Theme of Boats N Hoes continues with live music from Souled Out!! There will also be a heated tent outside to keep everyone feeling lively! On-after party starts at 8pm

BYOB for the on-afters at Amber’s. Also, bring some snacks to share.

On-After Party: in Leawood, KS

***DISCLAIMERS*** 😁
*There will only light snacks at the party so… LETS FILL YOUR GULLETS WITH GOOD FOOD FROM LUTHERS BEFORE HEADING TO THE PARTY AROUND 7. IT WILL BE A LATE NIGHT OF PARTYING AND SCALLYWAGGING!!
*This will be a mixed party with Hashers and Muggles.
*We live in Leawood with, unfortunately, a lot of uptight old folks so this can’t get out of hand (that means keep your booty and treasures hidden like Black Beard’s Treasure). *Absolutely no one under 21 allowed!