Meetup 6:00 p.m.
Pack Away 6:30 p.m.
Hare: Two Wall Bangers
Location: Green Room Burgers & Beer Westport: 4010 Pennsylvania Ave, Ste D, Kansas City, Missouri 64111
Hash Cash: $5

The Pink and Purple charity weekend (September 20-22) benefits Connection to Success and one of the things we can do for that is collect clothes for women and men to wear to a job interview. Feel free to bring donations to trails this week.
Menswear can include dress shirts, ties, and suits.
Women’s can include dresses or whatever is appropriate for an interview. If you have an outfit you want to donate please bring it for a mini fashion show. Feel free to wear it to trail and as long as it is machine washable I will clean it before donating. If it’s dry clean only please have it cleaned before donating.

Meet: 2:00 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hare: I IZ EZ and Odor Eater
Location: Missie B’s 805 W 39th Street, Kansas City, MO
Hash Cash: $5

Take a trip back in history as we hit some of I is EZ’s favorite old-school stomping grounds on this urban shiggy trail. Two beer stops and one shot stop with a 3-mile turkey and 4-mile eagle. Bring monies and ID for one beer stop (which will be on your own dime). The rest is on us! Since we’re starting at Missie B’s, come dressed as the YAS QUEEN you know you are! Sparkle!

Meet up 6:00 p.m.
Pack Away: 6:30 p.m.
Hare: Sampler
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Hy-Vee 6655 Martway St, Mission, KS 66202
Meet in the grassy area on the east side behind Sonic

Prelube: Hy-Vee Market Grille for Happy Hour before trail
On-After: Avelluto’s Italian Delight across the street of one of the nearby barbecue spots (RJs or Johnny’s)

Expect about 3 miles, minimal shiggy, Jello shots

Guess what? We been hitched for 10 years! So, cum dressed in your finest wedding attire! Always a bridesmaid? Now is your chance to be a bride! Never been tied down? Dress as lots of money! Who the fuck cares?! Wear a ball and chain, get creative!

Start: Raytown Skatepark, at East 79th and Raytown Road

What to expect: mud, water, wedding vows and photos, champagne, being tied to one person for a while, a cave, beer, titties, dicks, wine, being to drunk to consummate your marriage, being married so long you forget to have sex for a few weeks sometimes. It happens.

Bring cash for a bar stop!

Dog friendly except for the bar.

On After: Stumbles Bar, 9315 E State Rte 350, Raytown, MO 64133