18 January 2020 Boats ‘n Hoes Trail

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Black to the Cooter, Just Tim, and Just Amber are your hares!!!! Trail will be mostly suburban with some shiggy. Trail theme is Boats N Hoes! Cum as your favorite Captain or Wench.Trail start will be just to the north side of Luther’s BBQ in the parking lot.
pack meeting at 2:30pm
pack away at 3pm

On-After will be at Casa de Just Amber and Just Tim, to celebrate her fabulous 60 years of being young!!! Theme of Boats N Hoes continues with live music from Souled Out!! There will also be a heated tent outside to keep everyone feeling lively! On-after party starts at 8pm

BYOB for the on-afters at Amber’s. Also, bring some snacks to share.

On-After Party: in Leawood, KS

***DISCLAIMERS*** 😁
*There will only light snacks at the party so… LETS FILL YOUR GULLETS WITH GOOD FOOD FROM LUTHERS BEFORE HEADING TO THE PARTY AROUND 7. IT WILL BE A LATE NIGHT OF PARTYING AND SCALLYWAGGING!!
*This will be a mixed party with Hashers and Muggles.
*We live in Leawood with, unfortunately, a lot of uptight old folks so this can’t get out of hand (that means keep your booty and treasures hidden like Black Beard’s Treasure). *Absolutely no one under 21 allowed!

11 January 2020 Shiggy Trail

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‘Twas the day before the playoffs, and all through the Chiefdom, the groundskeepers and media crews were preparing the stadium.

When, out of nowhere, a pack of hashers gathered in Parking Lot L for some debauchery and trail.

The hare, Once Over Easy, promises the eagles plenty of shiggy and the turkeys may get a little twiggy.

It may be colder than a witch’s tit, but the half-minds don’t care ’cause they’re all pretty lit.

Note from OOE: Feel free to sport your team colors.

Location: Arrowhead Stadium Parking Lot L (if we can’t park INSIDE the lot, we’ll meet OUTSIDE the lot along Blue Ridge Cutoff)

Meet at 1:30 pm (new time)

Hare away: 2:00ish

On After: Somewhere to watch the 49ers vs. Vikings

4 January 2020 Whistle and Spocky Trail

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Whistles and Spock are your hares for January 4, 2020.
Theme: Hashing
Pack gathers @ 2:03PM
Hares away when they feel like it.
Plan on 15 miles…. or 1. We haven’t decided yet
Hash Cash = $5
Meet at Cronin’s Bar & Grill 12227 W. 87th Pkwy Lenexa, KS 66215
Things to bring:Virgins to sacrifice to G
Naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine
whistle
Extra Shoelaces
Virgins
Prophylactics – new
Prophylactics – soiled
ID
New shoes
Vessels/ coozies
Permission slip signed by a legal guardian
Virgins
Thirst for beer