Down-Down in the Dotte!

This is an “A to B” trail, with start/end only one block apart

When: May 18th / meetup 2p / pack away 2:30p
Hares: Odor Eater and I Is EZ
Starts: Fat Matt’s Vortex, 411 N 6th St, Kansas City, KS 66101
Circle takes place 100 yards near on-after
On-After: Breit’s Stein & Deli, 412 N 5th St, Kansas City, KS 66101
Hash Cash: $5 *

Details: 3.5-mile romp through KCK’s Strawberry Hill neighborhood (4 miles for front runners). Starts at Fat Matt’s Vortex, which is a ‘cash only’ bar. Bring some coin if you want pre-lube libations (and grog!). *Trail includes a beer stop, shot check, and a buy-your-own second beer stop (order water if you’re cheap). After circle, on-after will be at Breit’s Stein and Deli. They feature $5 sandwiches, a wide assortment of bottled beers & taps, and a great patio to hang out on.

Hare: Hates the Box
Gather at 6 p.m.
Pack Away before 6:30
Hash Cash $5
Where: Streamway Park 7098 W 51ST Pl, Mission, Kansas 66202
Along Turkey Creek, so northeastern JoCo; you know the drill. BE THERE!!

Hares: Just Emily && SHHHHHHH!!!
Place: Private Home
Address: 504 NE Applewood Street. Lee’s summit, MO 64063
Circle Up: 2:00 pm
Pack Away: at 2:30 pm
Hash cash: $5

Just Emily is haring a trail with the assistance of SSSHHHHHHH. The trail will be dog friendly but wet. There will be 2-3 bar stops, so do bring IDs and cash.

Dog Lovers!!! It’s National Dog Mom Day on 5/11. Bring all the puppies! So dress yourselves and your pups in your finest matching attire. 🐕💁🏼‍♀️ there’s a prize for the best dressed!!

Meetup around 6:15p.
Hare away 6:30p
Pack away 6:45p
Where: Country Hill Shopping Center, 15225 W 87th St Pkwy, Lenexa, KS 66219 https://goo.gl/maps/mFiCvQBSjBdV2QoS8
More specific: Meetup in southwest corner
Hare: PMS
Hash Cash $5Hare: PMS
Location: TBA
Meet up: 5:45 pm
Pack Away: 6:15 ish
Hash Cash: $5

Hares: Pussyability and Ew I Pooped!
Location: 600 E 8th St Kansas City, MO
Meet up: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:20
Hash Cash: $5

The annual Cinco de Mayo Hash… this will be the first year we don’t have Glory haring… so must commemorate this one in honor of him.

Whoever brings the most virgins will be gifted with a free anal bleaching spa treatment.

Rumor has is it…. Glory left us with his entire bar, will be a mini pool filled with mayo to wrestle in, and an indoor rooftop pool at on after!

These trails are never fun… and always the worst… EVER.

Bring a towel if you’d wanna get wet at on after… what ever happens at the hash…