Hares: Pussyability and Ew I Pooped!
Location: 600 E 8th St Kansas City, MO
Meet up: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:20
Hash Cash: $5
The annual Cinco de Mayo Hash… this will be the first year we don’t have Glory haring… so must commemorate this one in honor of him.
Whoever brings the most virgins will be gifted with a free anal bleaching spa treatment.
Rumor has is it…. Glory left us with his entire bar, will be a mini pool filled with mayo to wrestle in, and an indoor rooftop pool at on after!
These trails are never fun… and always the worst… EVER.
Bring a towel if you’d wanna get wet at on after… what ever happens at the hash…