Start at the parking lot at the entrance to city park at the intersection of Park Drive, Grandview Blvd, and City Park Drive in Kansas City Kansas

Meet up 6:00
Hare away at 6:15
Pack out at 6:30
Hare: PMS

145-103 City Park Dr
Kansas City, KS 66102
39.103853, -94.661222

Meetup 2 p.m.
Pack Away 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5

“I SIGNED A WAIVER!!!” – Buzz LightQueerEvent

Organizers: Lick Van Fecal and Whistles While He JerksGet your teams together for this. There will be beer, some shenanigans, and trophies!!

Teams of 3 will work best. This is not a typical beer mile. We will provide all of the equipment necessary to participate.

Helmets are not provided but highly recommended. Every lap will require someone on your team to chug a beer.

Nall Neighborhood Park 48th Nall Ave · Roeland Park, KS

Trophies will be handed out at the end of the race at the discretion of Lick and Whistles

Hare: PMS
Hash Cash: $5
Start at the old bowling alley across from the Peanut at 5400 Martway St, Mission, KS 66205
Hare away at 6:15
Pack away at 6:30

Come one and all to a shitty trail lead by Frankentitties and Teenage Circle Jerk beer bitch!
What to expect: the usual.
T.U.R.D. Friendly: Probably
Shiggy level: mosquitoes likely
Assemble: 1800/6 pm
Hare away at 1815
Pack away at 1830
Hash cash $5
Martin Luther King Jr Park 1800 Swope Parkway, KCMO

INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY TRAIL Sat. Sept 19

Where: Wyandotte County Lake – Shelter House 14 Access Rd, Kansas City, KS 66109

https://goo.gl/maps/Vvnrpq5KUQJM4jV27

Meetup 2 p.m.

Swashbucklers away 2:30 p.m.

Hash cash: Five American doubloons

Avast ye Landlubbers! Odor Eater and I Is EZ are your boatswains for Talk Like a Pirate Day trail. Grab your Jolly Roger as you’ll hornswoggle through 3 miles of salty trails along Wyandotte County Lake. We’ll get you close to the water without feeding you to the fish. Get ready to scuttle your thirst with a grog and a swill stop.

Ye KCH3 hearties are encouraged to come in your favorite pirate regalia. Any who make a hint of effort will be rewarded handsomely with exclusive booty from your hares. Lily-livered scallywags will find their coffers in the ships bilge.

After we plunder trail, you’re invited to batten down the on-after hatches at the Poop Deck of Odor and EZ (weather depending). Bring your own swill. Social distancing encouraged at a cat o’nine tails distance.