This sh*tty trail will be brought to you wanks by the reigning Wednesday night haring King himself, PMS.

EH Young Park 1001 Argosy Parkway, Riverside, MO

Hare Away: 630 p.m.
Pack Out: 6:45 p.m.
Shiggy: uncertain
TURD friendly: maybe?
Hash Cash: $5
Social Distancing: Thank you sir, may I have another?!

Meet up 2 p.m.

Pack Away 2:30 p.m.

Hash Cash $5

Meet in the Heritage Park Baseball Field parking lot 328 E Main St, Smithville, MO 64089.

We may try to “sample” at the winery and distillery, so bring money and id.

3- to 4-mile semi-shiggy trail.

We will hash as the usual adults only, but my cousins will be doing a family-friendly trail in tandem, so bring kiddos (no charge) but don’t worry about them spoiling our fun (they will not be in either circle or at the bars).

Hare: Sampler
Meetup 2:00
Hare Away: 2:15
Pack Away: 2:30
Hash Cash: $5
Even though this is not a tumbling dice trail, watch for tumbling dice. Bring money and ID for a bar beer stop

4 miles, 2 beer stops, 2 shot stops. Shiggy 69.69% difficulty but only on one small eagle leg that turkeys can bypass.

Herman Laird Park 11500 Johnson Dr, Shawnee, KS 66203
Meet in the smaller parking lot (not the one in front of Old Shawnee Days) near Chief Charles Bluejacket Memorial Fountain

Cum join us for a kch3 Trail this Saturday!

Columbus Square 749 Missouri Ave. KCMO

Meetup: 2 p.m.

Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.

Hash Cash: $5;

Bring money for a bar stop on the trail

Shiggy:4.69

Girth: 4

Masks: 100%

Dogability: not great

Carpooling: do it

Please join our hares Bloodsport FckMonkey, Ps Patrl, and Dicktorias Secret (Chad Frickey) for a special trail diving into Swedish culture.

Cum celebrate the summer solstice with some Swedish traditions! Dress in white and get ready to dance around a May pole.

Location: East side of “R” Park 5539 Sherwood Dr. Roeland Park, KS 66205

Pack meet: 4:00
Chalk talk: 4:10
Pack out at 4:30
Trail length: 3ish miles
Shiggy: not too much
T.U.R.D. Friendly: yes

Hash Cash: Usually $5 but this one may be a little more if the hare provides extras

What to expect: Swedish games, singing, dancing like a frog, maybe some alcohol.

What to bring: low expectations and no COVID

On After: Vinnbrännboll

Carpooling and a DD are always a good choice.

SENIORS!!!! 2020 THIS IS OUR YEAR!!