Kansas City Hash House Harriers is celebrating our 1669th r*nning!! Since 1986, KCH3 has seen 10+ campouts, three new kennels, and a sh*tload of wankers. But thanks to Chihuahua and Fast Chug, many of us are able to cum together and hash as G intended.

DEETZ
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Meetup – 1800; PaKC away – Later
BAR CRAWL STYLE – Bring $$$ 4 Beer
Location: Walsh’s Corner Cocktail 304 W 85th St Kansas City, MO 64114
Hash Cash – Donations
TURD: No
Shiggy: 1
Length: Turkey – 1.69; Eagle – 3.69

All bars will include a proper noun name in the title. If you get lost, find the closest matching bar and pray to Gispert we’re cumming.

Note – Early Start

Join us for fun on the freakin’ fourth (almost)!

Start at the south end of the North Entrance to Minor Park – South of Red Bridge Road between Holmes and Blue River Road in KCMO 64131

Meetup: 10:45
Hare Away: 11:00
Pack Away: 11:15
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: PMS

Cum join PMS as he rekindles a love of tennis court Wednesday!

Start at Indian Creek Recreation Center at 103rd and Foster, 10308 Marty St, Overland Park, KS 66212

Meetup: 6:00
Pack out: 6:45
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: PMS

Mimosa Mile with gimmes and more while celebrating I is EZ, Chihuahua and Chap Bitch’s 50-60-70 Birthdays
Date: June 26, 2022
Time 10:30am
Location: Krister Park
11707 E 75th street
Raytown MO
Price:$10.00
Each participant will be provided a bottle of bubbly, juice, and a vessel. At the start, they will consume the contents of the vessel and then begin their first lap. Once they complete their first lap they will consume another vessel and repeat until the course has been completed (1 mile) AND the bottle of champagne & juice have been consumed. A leaderboard will be maintained based on final times. The Birthday Girls reserve the right to modify slightly and award penalties.
Boy toys (BYOB) are welcome to come and cheer us on. The more the merrier!

It’s the Two Tanks shady deal hash!

EARLY START: 11:00
MEETUP LOCATION: Riverpark Bar 2 Main St, Parkville, MO 64152
Starting a little earlier to beat the heat (and that’s when the bar opens).’
PACK AWAY: 11:30 or so
HASH CASH: $5
Shiggy: almost none (maybe).