Meet up 6:00 p.m.
Pack Away: 6:30 p.m.
Hare: Sampler
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Hy-Vee 6655 Martway St, Mission, KS 66202
Meet in the grassy area on the east side behind Sonic
Prelube: Hy-Vee Market Grille for Happy Hour before trail
On-After: Avelluto’s Italian Delight across the street of one of the nearby barbecue spots (RJs or Johnny’s)
Expect about 3 miles, minimal shiggy, Jello shots
31 August 2019 10th Anal-versary Trail
Guess what? We
been hitched for 10 years! So, cum dressed in your finest wedding
attire! Always a bridesmaid? Now is your chance to be a bride! Never
been tied down? Dress as lots of money! Who the fuck cares?! Wear a ball
and chain, get creative!
Start: Raytown Skatepark, at East 79th and Raytown Road
What to expect: mud, water, wedding vows and photos, champagne, being
tied to one person for a while, a cave, beer, titties, dicks, wine,
being to drunk to consummate your marriage, being married so long you
forget to have sex for a few weeks sometimes. It happens.
Bring cash for a bar stop!
Dog friendly except for the bar.
On After: Stumbles Bar, 9315 E State Rte 350, Raytown, MO 64133
Wednesday Trail
Hare away at 6:00
Pack away at 6:30
Hare: PMS
Meet at the corner of 34th and Powell
Hash Cash: $5
24 August 2019 Marks and Lenin Trail
This is Just Lenin’s first chance to hare, so wear red to show your solidarity.
Meet up: 2 p.m.
Chalk Talk: 2:30 p.m. pack away soon after
Location: 5044 NE Parvin Rd, Kansas City, MO 64117
Parking Lot between The Outpost bar and Texas Toms
Hares: Sampler and Just Lenin
Hash Cash: $5
Expect: Shiggy, Jello Shots, Red shirts
21 August 2019 Spockin’ Wednesday Trail
Hare away at 6:30
Pack away at 7:00
Hare: Spock
Location: Roni’s Pub and Kitchen 7955 E Frontage Rd
Overland Park, Kansas 66204
Hash Cash: $5