Meetup 2pm. Rolling dice around 2:30pm

Starting location: The Blarney Stone, 3801 Broadway Blvd, Kansas City, MO 64111

Tumbling Dice trail – hares determined at each beer stop by rolling the dice. Hare can make it as long/short as they want. No hash cash. Pay as you go/drink. So, if ya want a beer, buy one. Want a water, beg the bartender for one. Usually three stops during a trail. Who the hell knows where it’ll end, but it’s usually close to starting location.

Someone there will sorta run this shit show. In the end it runs itself.

Chiefs Tailgate Trail #1496 (Chiefs vs Texans)

Where: Wyandotte County Lake / Shelter 7
Google Map link: https://goo.gl/maps/m4Q8wsEYytNXdaT19
Coordinates: 39.164629, -94.778167
* Heads up: at this time street signs pointing to Shelter 7 are missing, so use Google Map link or enter coordinates on a Map app to get GPS directions to precise location.

When: Sunday, October 13, 2019
Time: Meetup 9:30a / Pack away 10a

Hares: Odor Eater and PMS
NO HASH CASH – FREE FOR HASHERS / THIS EVENT IS FUNDED BY THE KCH3 KENNEL

Details: Due to stadium security operations, we’re moving our annual Chiefs Tailgate Trail to an offsite location. We’re bringing the party to the ‘Dotte. We even acted like adults and rented the shelter!!

Expect a short trail around 2 to 3 miles, perhaps longer for eagles. THIS EVENT IS FREE – includes beer/beverages and food! We’re probably doing a weenie roast so get ready to shove copious amounts of tubed meat into your Chiefs loving pieholes. A large screen television or two will be setup to watch and cheer on our Chiefs vs Texans. Since we’re in a shelter, THIS HAPPENS RAIN OR SHINE!! It has 4 oversize picnic tables (each holds ten people), but bring a camp chair if you want something more comfortable.

Our Chiefs Tailgate events are an annual tradition, a way for the KCH3 kennel to say a “thank you” for all you wanks who’ve helped and r#n trails with us over the years.

KCH3 encourages all to INVADE Larryville’s RDR! (and the following day is KCH3 Chiefs Tailgate – works perfect!) Below are details from their event page:

Let the redemption begin! LH3 is putting on another glorious RDR with the proceeds going to the Fairy Godmother Fund of Douglas County. So grab your fanciest red dress and lace those sh*tty sneakers and let’s run around Lawrence!

When: Oct 12, 2019

Rego form:
https://forms.gle/B66c5nMe4QQmw7XBA

Price: 25$

Please consider donating extra to the ECM when you fill out your rego form. They are graciously hosting us this year!

Full schedule will be posted soon.

Rego now. Rego tomorrow. This event is open to all hashers and muggles. PayPal monies to Laci Wright at ldw4686@gmail.com.

This is a T.U.R.D. (tethered urban running dogs) trail!

On-after will be at Bar K to ensure those puppers & doggos will be extra tuckered out.

Never been to Bar K? Don’t have a dog of your own but love creeping on other hooman’s pets? Well you’re in luck because there will be so many dogs! All.The.Dogs.

Entrance fee for your dog at Bar K is $10. Entrance for hoomans is FREE. There is a full restaurant and multiple bars inside the dog park.

Don’t love dogs as much as the rest of us? (there’s definitely something wrong with you if that’s the case) No worries- dogs are NOT allowed inside the restaurant and several of the outdoor spaces so you can avoid all the furballs (but seriously, why would you want to??).

Location: Bar K parking lot
Hares: Hoist N Moist
Meetup: 2pm
Pack Away: 2:30pm
Hash cash: $5
On-after: Bar K (FREE entry for humans; $10 for dogs)

KCH3 Tech on Trail (smartphone a must!)
When: Sat, September 28, 2019
Time: meetup 2p / chalk talk – pack away 2:30p
Hares: Odor Eater
Where: 8703 Shawnee Mission Pkwy, Mission, KS 66202
(Abandoned K-Mart – park on southwest side of bldg.)
Coordinates: 39.013694, -94.689139

YOU MUST HAVE A SMARTPHONE FOR THIS TRAIL (or follow a wank who has one)

The only true trail marks left by your hare are coordinates!
Details during chalk talk, but here’s the gist: Most map apps (Google Maps, Apple, etc) accept geographic coordinates using Earth’s latitude and longitude. YOU’LL ENTER COORDINATES (located on trail) ON YOUR PHONE TO YOUR MAP APP (use coordinates for starting location above to experiment with).

Odor will provide the first set of coordinates during chalk talk. Enter them on your smartphone map app. It’ll display where your next mark is located. Get directions to that location and start running. Once there, find in chalk the NEXT set of coordinates. Repeat until you find the Beer Stop. Along the way, there’ll be turkey and eagle coordinates.

We’ll do two beer stops. Expect approximately 3.5 mile turkey / 4.5 mile eagle / 6 mile super eagle.