MORNING TRAIL
Join Buzz on a Tour de Education, as we visit abandoned schools and learn a few tidbits about the education system in MO/USA.

Meet at Brush Creek Community Center: 3801 Emanuel Cleaver II Blvd. · Kansas City, MO

School opens up – 9:25 AM: Students are free to drink spiked coffee or other beverages to kick start the day
Class starts – 9:42 CDT: Hare Away and Chalk Talk
Final bell – 9:55 SHARP: Pack Away, Students arriving late marked tardy for additional punishment
Canine friendly: B+
Shiggy report: D
Chance of getting learnt: A+
Packages/Boobs: 69%
Hash Cash $5

Are you still reading this…? YOU CAN’T DRINK ALL DAY, IF YOU DON’T START IN THE MORNING.

Show up at Brew Lab 7925 Marty St. Overland Park, KS. Hash Cash $5

We’ll pull straws and send one person out to hare a leg of our disastrous hash. We’ll switch at each stop.

As the hare you will have the option of taking the pack to one of the bars listed on this event (to be updated Tuesday) or to a beer stop that I’ll lay and tell the hares the location of.

Cheers, and always remember – we’re not happy until you’re not happy.

Local bars include:
Burg & Barrel 7042 W 76th St
Strang Hall 7313 W 80th St
Jocks 9103 Elmhurst Dr
Buffalo State pizza 7901 Santa Fe Dr

Warning: It will be hot!
Hare: Spock
Meet up: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Stoll Off-Leash Dog Park
12500 W 119th St · Overland Park, KS

Blue Valley Park Rd E Kansas City, MO 6412639.081140, -94.509699

Hare: Downward Dogsh*t
Meet up 1800, Hare away 1820 ish
3.4ish miles with 2 beer stops.

Shiggy 3.69 but bug spray will be handy
Some fun trail area but 69% pavement
Why? sweat out some water to replace with beer!

Hash Cash $5

Might also move the start to the shelter to the west of the pin depending on muggles. Weather says thunderstorms in the morning but evening looks alright, if its shitty we can improvise.

Meet 10 a.m. at Green Room Burgers and Beer 4010 Pennsylvania Ave. KCMO Hares: Sow Cow Me Maybe and Whistles While He Jerks

Theme: Mustaches and Bikes

Hash Cash: $5

This is a Bash!!!! That means Bicycle Hash!!! You have just enough time to grow your mustache because MUSTACHES ARE MANDATORY!!!!

This is a special Sunday trail just for you wankers!!! Expect a trail of 15 miles (is that true or a joke?), plus beer! Tell yo friends!!!!