Make sure to bring a vessel. Bring a vessel. BRING YOUR OWN VESSEL!!
Hash cash: $5
Time: 6:30 pm pre-lube; 6:45 Chalk Talk; On out at 7:00 pm.
Location: Lexington Lake Park (near the pavilion)
9000 Sunflower Rd, De Soto, KS 66018
Trail length: 2-4 miles
TURD Friendly: yup
Shiggy: moderate to heavy
Safety third! Don’t forget your whistle, bug spray, and a cranium lamp.
On-On!
4/20 Trail of Beers
This year you get to choose your own adventure, and your own hare!
**Decide your own fate as you select your hare and follow the correct color of chalk on a marked path, checking for fallacious trails laid down by half-baked hares, guiding you on a peaceful journey through the woods**
Cum join Buzz Light Queer and Frankentitties on a journey through the green.
Meet up: 1120 am (Franken forgot it will be 4:20 in Ireland, Iceland, Portugal, and west Africa)
Hares away: 1150-ish
Pack away: Who knows?
Distance: 4.2069 miles (no more, no less)
A-Adjacent
Where: entrance of Swope Park Trails near 4040 Oldham Rd (corner of Oldham rd and Oakwood Rd)
https://maps.app.goo.gl/YxgMzmodPLBckJDZ6
TURD friendly! But beware of potential mountain bikers
5 Dolla make you holla
Might be some green, will definitely be some golden. BYOW if you want more than provided on trail
17 April Urban Sprawl Trail
Hey Yall – Time for some suburban sprawl. After 2 wild camping weekends I’m ready for concrete and manicured lawns.
Meetup: 6 p.m.
Hare Away: 6:10 p.m.
Where: Mason Jar Brews & Burgers
941 N 74 Dr, Kansas City, KS 66112
Shiggy: Nah…maybe
Dogs: Not in the establishments
Hash Cash: $5, pubs on trail and pre-lube options, $10 for rolling Eagle
Distance: …3ish – 30ish
12 April Zona Rosa Trail
Start Location: 8701 N Winter Ave Zona Rosa
https://goo.gl/maps/zW5e3eDWicG3whGi8
Meet: 2PM
Pack away: 2:30PM
Hash cash: 5$
-A to A trail ~4mi
-bring ID and $
-wear your shiggy socks
10 April 2024 Spin the Bottle Trail
Meetup: 6 pm
Chalk talk 6:15 pm
Pack Away: 6:30ish pm
Hash Cash: $0 – You will be responsible for buying your own drinks.
Hares: Could be you!?!?!?!
We are meeting at the Chicken N Pickle 1761 Burlington St, North Kansas City, MO 64116
Hares will be picked by spinning a bottle. If you are picked as the hare you can opt to spin for a co-hare. We will pick new hares at each Beer Stop. Bring ID and money