Time changed to morning due to heat:
Meetup 10:30 a.m.
Pack Away 11:00 a.m.
Hash Cash $5

Location Danny’s Pub 10940 Parallel Pkwy. KCMO 66109

Hares Maceturbater and Just DJ

Dog Friendly

A to B with a nice on-after

To celebrate the 114th anniversary of racing, we have a nice little trail for you by the Kansas Speedway. Shiggy Level 4.

On 19 August 1909 Indianapolis Motor Speedway, opened in Speedway, Indiana.

Anyone putting forth extra effort by attempting to outrun other participants shall be rewarded with as many false trails as they can eat.

Bring ID and money for a bar stop.

Meetup: 10 a.m.
Pack Away: 10:30 a.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Hares: Fistney Steers and I’m So Wet!
Location: 1601 NW 38th St. Kansas City, MO 64116
A to A, bring an ID and money for trail and swimsuits for pool time on after

Turds welcome for trail but not on after

You can bring food and drink for yourself for on-after, but there is not a place to store it during trail

Meetup 6
Pack Away 6:30
Hash Cash $5
Location Minor Park Tennis Courts 11477 Blue River Rd, Kansas City, MO 64137
TURD friendly
Shiggy expected

Meet up at 2:00

Hares away at 2:30 or whenever

Hash Cash $5

Location Tower Tavern 401 E 31st St, Kansas City, MO 64108

Hare 2 Tanks F**king

Another dog days of summer trail. Theme is Tiki: Hawaiian shirts, hopefully loud and kitschy. If you have a flabongo, bring it!

Extra beer if you bring a virgin!

Maybe it will be overcast, but think twice about bringing Fido – bars won’t like it so much.

Bring extra beer money in case we stop into a place or two with A/C.

Live trail, so of course it will be a shitshow! Expect a poorly planned, poorly laid trail. Just say’n.

Meetup: 11 a.m.
Hare Away: 11:30
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Mill Creek Streamway Park, 19425 Wilder Rd · Shawnee, KS
Hare: Visitor from Oklahoma Mace Turbater

The hare promises a Trail of around 4.5 miles at a level 7 on his Shiggy Scale (posted in the picture below). Shiggy is how we describe hiking through wilderness.

Turkeys will be able to bypass some of the excitement.

I don’t know how much of this will come to pass, but he describes the Eagle Trail as follows: “Eagle trail will include multiple water crossings that require swimming, dangerous bridges, and a few cliffs not to exceed 250′ in elevation. Change of clothes and first aid kits recommended.”