28 March 2020 VIRTUAL Red Dress Run!

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Join us now: https://us04web.zoom.us/j/8459926592
Welcome to the Kansas City H3 VIRTUAL Red Dress Run! This year, the r*n will take place wherever the hell you want!

We’re social distancing but that doesn’t mean we can’t still raise money and run around in our red dresses.

We’re raising money for Camp Guardian. They are an organization that provides an outdoor camping experience for people with disabilities. More info here: https://usafpararescue.wixsite.com/camp-guardian

PayPal any amount of your choosing to
kch3rdr@gmail.com, select the “Friends and Family” option.
That means no swag! Buy a Limited Edition shirt if you want to preserve the memories.

2:00 or whenever – Run in your pretty red dress
– take selfies
– avoid muggles
3:45 p.m. – Sign in to the Zoom app (Limit 100)
– a link to the meeting will be posted later
– get the app now you wanks!
4:00 p.m. – Circle up online
– Wear your red dress for circle
– use the Zoom link that will be provided

How it works:
• Donate any amount of money to the charity (Camp Guardian) through the rego page.
• Buy a shirt if there’s still time.
• Don your pretty red dress and run around your neighborhood, or anywhere really.
• The r*nning is a solo event. If you want to r*n with a buddy or small group then do so at your own risk and stay a Cocky length apart! (6 feet). No large groups!
• There is no beer provided. It’s Bring Your Own, Bitches! (BYOB)
• Take a selfie or three, especially around landmarks, etc.
• Post your beautiful pictures, your route map, and funny shit here in the FB event.
• Log in to Circle for fun and shenanigans
• Do the thing and get your hash fix while supporting a good cause!


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All Hash House Harriers’ Trails are canceled until further notice due to the current social distancing recommendations.

14 March 2020 Snake Saturday Trail

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Have to work on St. Patrick’s Day? We have you covered. Join us in North Kansas City for Snake Saturday.

Why is this trail so early? Because this is the day of the annual Snake Saturday parade and festival (canceled). Why is that important? Because it’s an opportunity to drink beer while wearing green. After trail, we will continue on to bar hop around NKC.

Meetup: 10 am (there will be Irish coffee waiting for you)
On-out: 10:30 am
Location: Callsign Brewery 1447 Gentry St. North Kansas City, MO 64116
Hares: Sow Cow and Glitter
Shiggy: Urban
Theme: Kilts!

Of all my favorite things to do,
the utmost is to have a brew.
My love grows for my foamy friend,
with each thirst-quenching elbow bend.
Beer’s so frothy, smooth and cold–
It’s paradise–pure liquid gold.
Yes, beer means many things to me…
That’s all for now, I gotta pee!

7 March 2020 Revenge of the Nerds Trail

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2900 Pennsylvania Ave, KCMO, IVO Penn Valley Skate Park

Not only is it revenge, it’s VIRGINS!! (at least one of them is popping their hare cherry). Just Eric, Just Zach, and Just Lazarus are your hares. More details to come.

Meetup: 2PM
On-out: 2:30pm
Location 2900 Pennsylvania Ave, KCMO, IVO Penn Valley Skate Park
Hares: Just Zach, Just Lazarus, Just Eric
Shiggy: urban adventure!
Theme: nerd it up!
Bring card/cash for a bar stop !

29 February 2020 “Nothing Counts on Leap Day” Trail

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Odor Eater and I is EZ are your hares.
Starts up at Blue Line Bar near City Market. 529 Walnut St, Kansas City, MO 64106
Meetup 2p / pack away 2:30p.
Expect 3.5 mile trail with two beer stops and some ‘strange’ marks. More details to come.

Every four years, you get a magical extra day! A day to do the things you ordinarily wouldn’t do, to take chances! IT’S LEAP DAY. Because real life is for March!!

You will wear blue and yellow, so plan your best Leap Day costume!