The Clit (whom we now co-claim) is bringing some Sioux Falls finesse to KC

Put on your boots to help navigate the slush and the mud! Don’t forget comfy socks! The temp is heating up, so thongs and pasties encouraged!
Hare: The Clit 
Where: Hidden Valley Park
When: Saturday January 27th @ 1400 (2pm), pack away at 1430’ish
Shiggy level: 6.9
What: $5, water proof shoes, warm socks, clothing optional  (jk, this is a KC park. They have rules ).
I forgot what trees look like, so let’s check’um out together 

Location change to indoors.
Because of the cold, trail will now go from bar to bar with walks/runs of less than 1 mile between
Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Sampler
Location: Bobby Baker’s Lounge 7418 Wornall Rd, Kansas City, MO 64114

One of our own (Neverending Whory) is repatriating to Florida, and we will see him off on this trail

The Hare has also acquired the ingredients to concoct the famous Verbena secret cocktail made famous at the Chandelier bar in Las Vegas’ Cosmopolitan hotel (look it up) just for those who show up for trail!

Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Hares: Pretty Woman and Franken
Dress: Warmly (or not, I’m not checking your under garments)
Shiggy: 1.69 (some possible green on your shoe)
Length: 3.69 (contingent upon how drunk we are)
Location: D’Barb Bar and Grill 11129 N Oak Trafficway, Kansas City, MO 64155

It’s that time of year again! When we take you all up to the frozen wastelands of the North…Kansas City. We return to an old bar and perhaps a few beer stops along the way.

Dog-friendly trail but the bar is not dog friendly. We can park in the bar parking area. The bar will open at 3 p.m. for our on-after.
Warm drinks provided by Eco. Hash beer and Canada orange food as well.

Pretend you’re Canadian. Or not, you hoser.

Meetup 11 a.m.
Pack Away 11:30
Hash Cash $5
Hare Sampler
Dog Friendly

Meet at the parking lot across from the apartment complex at the intersection of East Missouri and The Paseo across The Paseo from this address: 449 The Paseo, Kansas City, MO 64106
Here are the Coordinates: 39.1097889, -94.5633714

Dress in holiday style and bring your grievances and ideas for tests of strength!

Meet up- 12pm
Hash Cash- $5
Location 7103 Harvard Ave, Raytown, MO 64133
Chili served after trail
Trail, beer, and fixing supplied
Bring chili and you could win a prize

Not dog friendly