Upcoming Trails

You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning! Join Bloodsport FuckMonkey and Dickin’ Donuts to celebrate the 12 Down Downs of Christmas and Bloodsport’s 26th birthday! Masks will be required as I do not want the … Continued

Santa Fe Trace Park Trail near the intersection of E 121st St and Charlotte St. Kansas City, Missouri 64146 Try putting this plus code into Google Maps: WC58+5Hor this: https://goo.gl/maps/Z725sQ2CEopcLKPj8 Guess what? It’s a full Beaver Moon! I know you … Continued

Meetup: 1 p.m.Pack Away: 1:30 p.m.Hare: Brazilian BlowholioHash Cash: $5Location: 7511 N Brooklyn Pl, Kansas City, MO 64118OMG This trail is on-fire ! We have 4’ish miles, one tough and easy split which adds one more mile , 2 local bar stops , … Continued

Meetup: 6:30Hare Away: 7:00Hash Cash: $5Not a Wednesday Trail…just an impromptu trail that happens to be on WednesdayBring MASK, cranium lamp, vessel, and ID for bar stops Show up as turkeys or &#%*<,% a turkey, but it’ll start out at … Continued

Have Shit Will Travel and Next Best Thing to a Penis Ring present…. No Promises TrailMeetup: 1 p.m.Pack Away: 1:15 p.m.Hash Cash: $5Bring a MASK, a vessel and some spicy bacon? Keep your 6-foot distance.A to B Trail starting at … Continued