Upcoming Trails

Come one and all to a shitty trail lead by Frankentitties and Teenage Circle Jerk beer bitch!What to expect: the usual.T.U.R.D. Friendly: ProbablyShiggy level: mosquitoes likelyAssemble: 1800/6 pmHare away at 1815Pack away at 1830Hash cash $5Martin Luther King Jr Park … Continued

INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY TRAIL Sat. Sept 19 Where: Wyandotte County Lake – Shelter House 14 Access Rd, Kansas City, KS 66109 https://goo.gl/maps/Vvnrpq5KUQJM4jV27 Meetup 2 p.m. Swashbucklers away 2:30 p.m. Hash cash: Five American doubloons Avast ye Landlubbers! … Continued

We will have brunchy drinks and get morning drunk.Hares: Dickin’ Donuts and Bloodsport F*ckMonkeyMeetup: 10 a.m. Location: Parking Garage at 81st and Marty in Overland Park – please park on the first two levels, then meet on the TOP levelPrelube … Continued

Meet up at 6:00 p.m.Hare away at 6:15Pack away at 6:30Start Location:Parkville Nature Center at 100 E 12 St, Parkville, MO 64152Hare is PMS

This sh*tty trail will be brought to you wanks by the reigning Wednesday night haring King himself, PMS. EH Young Park 1001 Argosy Parkway, Riverside, MO Hare Away: 630 p.m.Pack Out: 6:45 p.m.Shiggy: uncertainTURD friendly: maybe?Hash Cash: $5Social Distancing: Thank … Continued