Wear an interesting hat!

Where: O’Malley’s Pub 500 Welt St, Weston, Missouri 64098
Circle Up: 2 p.m.
Hares Away: 2:15
Pack Away: 2:30
Hash Cash: $5
Hares: Sweaty Hot Lips and Two Wall Bangers

Sweaty Hot Lips & Two Wall Bangers bring you a Mad Hatter trail. If you bought tickets for Mad Hatter Brunch then you get the fun of prelubing with your hares in style. If you didnt get tickets we will see you at 2 at O’Malley’s Pub for trail to start.

Theme is Mad Hatter which fits the crazy ass weather forcast for this weekend.

Bring dry everything to change into after trail if you dont want to be stuck in wet attire on your ride home or for on after. If you bought tickets for Mad Hatter Brunch then you get the fun of prelubing with your hares in style.

Where:5600 E Gregory Blvd KCMO
Hares: Frankentitties and Teenage Circle Jerk
Hares Away: 6:15 p.m.
Pack Away: 6:30
Hash Cash: $5

Dog friendly with lots of shiggy. Come early to find a place to park. Bring a chair if you want to hang out

Hare: Sow Cow Me Maybe
Trail: Shitty
Attire: Green (kilts recommended)
Place: Macken Park in NKC 3005 Howell St, North Kansas City, MO 64116
Time: Early AF
Circle Up: 8:30 am
Hare Away: at 9:00 am

Special Snake Saturday trail. NOTE THE EARLY START TIME!

This will be an A to B trail (ending about a half mile from thestart). We start at Macken Park in NKC. Trail will be about 3 miles,and we will have circle at a discrete location near the parade route.Following circle, we will go enjoy on the parade. Who am Ikidding…we’ll probably skip the parade and go straight to the bars.Bring money and ID on trail if you plan to go out after.

If you are lucky, I’ll supply Irish coffee to get you motivated at thetrailhead (who said head).
Be aware that the park police doesn’t like us. Meet at the west sideof the park, and be discreet. NKC will be very busy, and this is theonly place that has consistent parking.