Welcome to the Spock and Jackpot shitshow. We’ll be your lovely hares for this shitty trail. Get ready to Star Trek puns and hitting that lucky number 7.

Place: Back Parking Lot of Brooksider
Address: 12 W 63rd St. Kansas City, MO 64113
Circle Up: 2:00pm
Pack Away: 2:30pm
Hash Cash: $5 make you holla
Theme: Glitter!

Make sure you bring extra monies and your ID… this is Brookside after all, you never know what dive we might have you pop in.

Hare: BloodSport Fu*kMonkey
Meetup: 2 p.m.
Where: Blue River Greenway Trail:
10800 Blue River Rd, Kansas City, MO 64131
Hash Cash: $5

Hey wankers. I’m solo haring this trail, so it should be extra shitty.
Cum dressed as your favorite hasher. I want some truly glorious getups from y’all.
Please dress for shiggy. I would not recommend bringing your pup.

Meetup: 2:00 p.m.
Hare: Once Over Easy
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Extreme Grand Prix Indoor Family Fun Center
6731 Blue Ridge Blvd, Raytown, Missouri 64133
Let’s meet at the most southern end (closest to Hwy 350) of the parking lot. If there’s a Fireworks tent in the lot, we’ll meet behind it.
Expect some shiggy on trail.

Trail #40
Hare: Chihuahua
Date: June 23, 2019
Location: Salvation Army Thrift Store Parking Lot in Bonner Springs
616 South 130th Street, Bonner Springs, Kansas 66012
Time: 10:00am
Hare away: 10:15
On-After: El Potro Mexican Cafe, 13035 Canaan Dr, Bonner Springs, KS

Start Time 3 p.m.
Prelube and Chalk Talk at Conroy’s: 4730 Rainbow Blvd, Westwood, KS 66205
Hares : Naked Rider and Two Wall Bangers