The Bitches are your host for this years BEER MILE! Location is the Nall Neighborhood Park located at the end of Nall Ave across from the JOCO Sewer Works
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If you haven’t done a Beer Mile…this is your chance! A fun event where you get to cheer on others and also see what kind of marks you can set for yourself!
28 July 2019 Ladies Only Pool Party Trail
Hare: Brazilian BlowHolio
Date: July 28 2019
Location: TBA in Gladstone, MO
Cost: $10.00
Time: 10:00am
Hare away: 10:25
Bring your beverage of Choice, swimming suit, towel and snacks. Will open the On-After up to KCH3 Boy Toys…
27 July 2019 Hoochinoo Prohibition Trail
Alright Wanks, Pretty Woman and Jackpot are bringing back the 20’s. Hope you all are in for a roaring time, dress to impress in your finest 20’s gear.
Place: Levee Bar & Grill
Address: 16 43rd St, Kansas City, MO 64111
Circle Up: 3:00pm
Pack Away: 3:30pm
Hash Cash: $5
Theme: Roaring 20’s
Bring monies and ID’s. Get ready for a tour of KC like you’ve never seen it! This trail is also a celebration of Just Jennifer’s Dirty 30, make sure she has a trail she will never forget!
ON! ON!
20 July 2019 Hold Your Hobby Horse Trail
City of Merriam Farmers Market
3 p.m. Meet up
3:30 p.m. Pack Away
Hash Cash $5 – bring a hobby horse
Bring ID and extra money for indoor stops on trail
5701 Merriam Dr, Merriam, Kansas 66203
STAG and Nose Before Hoes are your hares. Expect a lot of horse play. Details to come soon. Yeehaw!
Gee Willikers! Start practicing your galloping! Please let us know if you have your own hobby horse to bring with!
RSVPs are nice so we know approximately how many sturdy horses to bring. (Sharing will be encouraged!)
Feel free to dress like your favorite cowboy/girl or your favorite profession hobby horse competitor!
On-after to be determined
13 July 2019 Jackpot Spock Trail
Welcome to the Spock and Jackpot shitshow. We’ll be your lovely hares for this shitty trail. Get ready to Star Trek puns and hitting that lucky number 7.
Place: Back Parking Lot of Brooksider
Address: 12 W 63rd St. Kansas City, MO 64113
Circle Up: 2:00pm
Pack Away: 2:30pm
Hash Cash: $5 make you holla
Theme: Glitter!
Make sure you bring extra monies and your ID… this is Brookside after all, you never know what dive we might have you pop in.