Meet: 2:00 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hare: I IZ EZ and Odor Eater
Location: Missie B’s 805 W 39th Street, Kansas City, MO
Hash Cash: $5

Take a trip back in history as we hit some of I is EZ’s favorite old-school stomping grounds on this urban shiggy trail. Two beer stops and one shot stop with a 3-mile turkey and 4-mile eagle. Bring monies and ID for one beer stop (which will be on your own dime). The rest is on us! Since we’re starting at Missie B’s, come dressed as the YAS QUEEN you know you are! Sparkle!

Meet up 6:00 p.m.
Pack Away: 6:30 p.m.
Hare: Sampler
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Hy-Vee 6655 Martway St, Mission, KS 66202
Meet in the grassy area on the east side behind Sonic

Prelube: Hy-Vee Market Grille for Happy Hour before trail
On-After: Avelluto’s Italian Delight across the street of one of the nearby barbecue spots (RJs or Johnny’s)

Expect about 3 miles, minimal shiggy, Jello shots

Guess what? We been hitched for 10 years! So, cum dressed in your finest wedding attire! Always a bridesmaid? Now is your chance to be a bride! Never been tied down? Dress as lots of money! Who the fuck cares?! Wear a ball and chain, get creative!

Start: Raytown Skatepark, at East 79th and Raytown Road

What to expect: mud, water, wedding vows and photos, champagne, being tied to one person for a while, a cave, beer, titties, dicks, wine, being to drunk to consummate your marriage, being married so long you forget to have sex for a few weeks sometimes. It happens.

Bring cash for a bar stop!

Dog friendly except for the bar.

On After: Stumbles Bar, 9315 E State Rte 350, Raytown, MO 64133