Let’s celebrate the Irish by drinking like the Irish. Take off work, and day drink with us!

We’ll be using SowCow and Glitter’s back yard. Bring a lawn chair if you want to sit. You can go inside to do your business, but please don’t gather in the house.

On after, we’ll hang out in the yard and drink more beer.
BYOB for on-after. Bring a vessel and special beer to share because there’s a little Sampler in all of us.

Location: 4349 Wyoming St, Kansas City, MO 64111
Hares: Frankentitties, Dogshit, and SowCow
Hash Cash: $5 and BYOB for after
Shiggy Level: 0.69 

Meetup 2 p.m.
Hash Cash $5
700 W 33rd St, Kansas City, MO 64111

Cum in a GREEN DRESS with your favorite GINGER hares, Ginger Snaps from QC, Lick Ban Fecal, & Too cheap to deny, in their 1st An*al GREEN Dress Hash.

You will laugh, you will cry, you will get ANGRY, drunk, and feel NO PAIN, just like US red-headed step children.

This is not a charity hash, we are gonna drink all the hash ca$h!

Bring ID, face mask, & cash for optional bar stops (at hasher discretion) Hash beer will be provided at car stops along the way.

Virgins are encouraged (duh).These day walker hares look to getting back at years of terrible jokes and taunting

1739 E 104th St Kansas City, MO 6413138.905485, -94.576761

Place: Blue River Park and Athletic Fields
Kansas City, MO 64131
https://goo.gl/maps/qbKxfzpQ1kXEEgLB9
Chalk talk: 1:45 p.m.
Hare away: 2:00 p.m.
Distance: 4 to 6 mi
Hash Cash: $5 ($6 if you’re drinking seltzers)
Bring: whistle, vessel, bug spray, face mask, change of socks and shoes
Shiggy level: 3-5
What to expect: shiggy, water crossings, all terrain
TURD friendly, but it’s supposed to be warm. So, bring water for your furry friend
Vibgins always welcum

Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Behind “The Ship” in West Bottoms

Hares: Red Cock Rising & Son Bathe Her
Dress in your favorite pioneer garb for a “Target Dress Challenge” themed trail.

“Target has decided if we’re gonna suffer a pandemic, we might as well look like we just lost the farm after the locusts ate our crops.”

You don’t have to buy a dress from Target, but pioneer dresses/costumes are strongly encouraged. Accessorize with bonnets, pigtails, baskets, chickens (alive or not), etc. (No weapons, please)
If you look like you walked out of the set of Little House on the Prairie, you’re doing it right!

Park in the lot at the corner of W 11th and Santa Fe Streets behind The Ship (1217 Union Ave, Kansas City, MO 64101) in West Bottoms.
https://www.google.com/…/@39.1015993,-94.5982322,19z/
On-on!

Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Waterworks Park – NE 32nd St & N Oak Trfwy Kansas City, MO 64116
Hare: Sampler

BYOS – Bring your own sled (if you don’t have one, borrow one – bring extras for neighborless wankers)

Shorter trail with sledding before, after, and maybe during (I’ll let you know)

Bring a VESSEL and a MASK as well as a SLED and DRESS WARM so I don’t need to SHOUT at you in ALL CAPS

Expect beer, hot drinks, and slush (the kind you trudge through, not to drink)

Sled dogs welcome