Meetup: 1:30p (or earlier if you’re thirsty)
Pack Away: 2pm
Hash Cash: $5 (+ additional $ for Bar Stop)
Starting Location: Boulevard Beer Hall
2534 Madison Ave, Kansas City, MO 64108
Hares: Odor Eater and I Is EZ

There’s like a LOT of wanks birthed during the month of June who are all worthy of celebrating…THUS THE UMPTEENTH #UNNING OF THE SPAWNS OF JUNE!

Expect four miles of easy urban shiggy*, with plenty of stops to hydrate with a: SHOT STOP/BAR STOP/BEER STOP. Expect to jaunt a mile, stop – repeat until circle.

*Easy urban shiggy – (sidewalks, STREETCAR TROLLEYING, and grassy knolls)

On-After: Debauchery continues at Boulevard Beer Hall – there’s some light noshing options on site as well.

Join us Trail #1945; and just like back then this trail is The Bomb! Chance of shiggy 50%.

There are no hills. Okay; ONE hill. Fine; there are hills! You might get your feet wet.

You might want tall sox. (There is a turkey trail). You might want a beer when you’re done.

Meetup: 2:00 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30ish
Hash Cash: $5

Location: Eddie’s Tavern – 10919 MO-45, Parkville, MO 64152. Turn into the strip mall at the top of the hill west of Parkville, between the town and I-435.

Meetup: 10 a.m.
Pack Away: 10:30
Hash Cash: $10
Location: The Trolley Trail at the end of 80th Terrace (the street where the side entrance to Tommy’s The Happy Place is. On after brunch is at Tommy’s 8019 Wornall Rd, Kansas City, MO 64114

Wear a Derby Hat and enjoy a bubbly trail!

Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30
Hash Cash: $5
Location (also prelube and on-after): Helen’s J.A.D. – 2002 Armour Rd, North Kansas City, MO 64116
Theme: National Bubbly Day (also Belmont Stakes), so let’s pop a cork!
Hare: Sampler

Location: Yvonne Starks Wilson Park, 3506 N Stadium Dr, Kansas City, MO 64129
Meetup: 11:00 a.m.
Pack Away: 11:30 a.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Frankentitties