Meetup 2 p.m.
Pack Away 2:30
Hash Cash $5

We all need to get out of the house, so wear a few layers, bring some hot hands, and get ready for a lovely walk in the woods! 2-3 miles, easy trail (but not paved).

If you are brave enough to bring a kid, it’s kid friendly. But it is going to be cold. Probably dont bring a dog, Gracie would like it though!

Where: Swope Park Woodchuck trailhead https://maps.app.goo.gl/Gecnyrcxk2gshGNk8
6304 Oakwood Rd #6000, Kansas City, MO 64132

It’s January in KC which means it’s going to be cold as balls so there’s no better time to don your best furs for this Viking trail! Special Viking head gear *Head! Who said head?!* will be provided. (But a head warmer to cover your ears is recommended.)

Start: Strawberry Hill Brewing Co. 601 Central Ave, Kansas City, KS 66101
Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: 5 dolla make you hollah!

On-after at the brewery. Slaps BBQ is right next door.

Meet up at 2:00 p.m. at the Poison Apple 7632 N Oak Trafficway, Gladstone, MO 64118
Pack away: 2:30-ish
Hash Cash: $5
Trail A to A – mostly sidewalks and parks
Approx 4-5 miles (less if we are still drunk)

The bar has an outside patio and the trail is dog friendly
Hundreds of Beavers will be shown https://www.hundredsofbeavers.com

Meet up :11:30 a.m.
Hares away at 11:59 a.m.
Location: Terry Copeland Park
Turn between the Phillips 66 and Jr’s car wash to find the park https://maps.app.goo.gl/tJGMp3ytR6AQAmeL9?g_st=ipc

Bar stops bring extra cash

Happy New Beers you lovely people!
This 2026 running of the hangover is just around the corner.
This year’s start is Terry Copeland Park located at 5330 Raytown Rd. in Beautiful Downtown Raytown.
Meetup time will be 11:30 since it’s a hangover pack away at 11:59. This year’s festivities will consist of a Beer stop or two.
A-B is planned but who knows; it’s going to be cold so?
Some cash for one of the few bars that’s willing to have us back. On-on. Happy New Beers!

Meetup 2 p.m. at Hodge Park playground https://maps.app.goo.gl/qzjDByPgdRqvQBhC7?g_st=ipc

It’s that time of year! Time for us wankers to enjoy all the liquors our lord “G” has envisioned for us. And while it’s the holiday season, we will be celebrating the holidays from throughout the year. It’s anything goes! Want to celebrate National Weirdos Day? Sure. National Bubble Bath Day? Go for it. National Nothing Day?

Might be cold, but we love a good naked trail…
Bring a shot to share with your friends and enjoy trail for free. Otherwise, it’s $5. If you want to sign up to bring a shot, please see the post below.

Location: Hodge Park (specific starting point TBD)