It’s that time of year! Time for us wankers to enjoy all the liquors our lord “G” has envisioned for us. And while it’s the holiday season, we will be celebrating the holidays from throughout the year. It’s anything goes! Want to celebrate National Weirdos Day? Sure. National Bubble Bath Day? Go for it. National Nothing Day? Might be cold, but we love a good naked trail…

Bring a shot to share with your friends and enjoy trail for free. Otherwise, it’s $5. If you want to sign up to bring a shot, please see the post below.

Location: Hodge Park (specific starting point TBD)

Cum join us on trail! Starting and ending at Lew’s where they have Das Boot to drink from! There may or may not be Rams on trail

Meetup: 2:00 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Lew’s Bar and Grill 7539 Wornall Rd, Kansas City, MO 64114
Hares: Cum Sail and Buzz

Bring cash for a bar stop on trail.

It might be cold enough for onesies.
Meetup: 2:00 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Johnnie’s on Seventh 55 S 7th St Kansas City, KS 66101
Hare: Sampler

Happy Wild Turkey Day! We will be on the hunt for wild turkeys!
Much like Pokémon, to catch ’em all, you gotta start early!

Meet up: 0900
Pack away: 0930
Hash cash: $5
Where: https://maps.app.goo.gl/fiHMxSsVutXvnecQ9
Blue River Parkway Trailhead at East 103rd St and 435
TURD friendly
Family Friendly
There will be beer!
Minimal shiggy
3-ish miles, enough to get you hungry for a big meal!

Meetup 2pm / Pack away 2:30pm
WHERE: 1601 N 98th St, Kansas City, KS 66111
(SE corner of lot by dumpster)
https://maps.app.goo.gl/MbfpsPfmLoFbpTxx8
ON-AFTER at a private home – ask when you join.

It’s a KCH3 holiday miracle – DRINKSGIVING!
Three-mile trail featuring two stops, including a HASH DEBUT at a newly minted drinking establishment (included in your hash cash!).

ON-AFTER continues at Casa de EZ Odor, a hop skip from trail start – approximately 5pm.

Sandwiches provided / feel free to bring a small side (not required btw). We’ll have a DIY cocktail bar with vodka/bourbon/gin – mix with lemonade or various ginger ale flavors. We can have other mixers – just let us know!