Frankentitties and Downward Dogshit are off to hike the Appalachian Trail, and we’re not. So join them for a F-off trail they won’t forget on those long, cold nights! Meet: 2:00Pack Away: 2:30Hare: Neverending WhoryHash Cash: $5Location: Rozarks Nature Trail … Continued

Let’s celebrate the Irish by drinking like the Irish. Take off work, and day drink with us! We’ll be using SowCow and Glitter’s back yard. Bring a lawn chair if you want to sit. You can go inside to do … Continued

Meetup 2 p.m.Hash Cash $5700 W 33rd St, Kansas City, MO 64111 Cum in a GREEN DRESS with your favorite GINGER hares, Ginger Snaps from QC, Lick Ban Fecal, & Too cheap to deny, in their 1st An*al GREEN Dress … Continued

1739 E 104th St Kansas City, MO 6413138.905485, -94.576761 Place: Blue River Park and Athletic FieldsKansas City, MO 64131https://goo.gl/maps/qbKxfzpQ1kXEEgLB9Chalk talk: 1:45 p.m.Hare away: 2:00 p.m.Distance: 4 to 6 miHash Cash: $5 ($6 if you’re drinking seltzers)Bring: whistle, vessel, bug spray, … Continued

Meetup: 2 p.m.Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.Hash Cash: $5Location: Behind “The Ship” in West Bottoms Hares: Red Cock Rising & Son Bathe HerDress in your favorite pioneer garb for a “Target Dress Challenge” themed trail. “Target has decided if we’re gonna … Continued