Pre-Lube as early as you want (opens at 11)
Meetup: 1200
Chalk talk: 12:27
Pack Away: 12:30
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Frankentitties
Location: Zio’s Pizza
4702 NE Vivion Rd, Kansas City, MO 64119

Might be a bit moist, so warm up with some pizza before and after trail!

Note early start!

What to expect: maybe some mud, but not bad. boobs, pizza, beer. maybe a shot stop, maybe a cake. maybe cake farts if you’re lucky.

Shiggy: 1/10

Length: starting early so you dont get electrocuted by Thunderbird, 3-5 depending.

T.U.R.D.s: yes! Trail will be very dog friendly. Zio’s has a small patio.

Date: April 21 2024
Time 10:00am
Hare(s): Black to the Cooter & Sampler
Location: Loose Park Rose Garden/Fountain
5200 Wornall Rd, Kansas City, MO 64112
Price:$10.00
Bring: hash attire, $10, thirst for bubbly and mimosas

Cum join Cooter and Sampler for a stroll through Kansas City, the city of fountains! let’s show our sister hasher what it means to be a Pearl Necklace hasher and help her earn her B.A.B.E.S. patch!

Make sure to bring a vessel. Bring a vessel. BRING YOUR OWN VESSEL!!
Hash cash: $5
Time: 6:30 pm pre-lube; 6:45 Chalk Talk; On out at 7:00 pm.
Location: Lexington Lake Park (near the pavilion)
9000 Sunflower Rd, De Soto, KS 66018
Trail length: 2-4 miles
TURD Friendly: yup
Shiggy: moderate to heavy
Safety third! Don’t forget your whistle, bug spray, and a cranium lamp.
On-On!

This year you get to choose your own adventure, and your own hare!

**Decide your own fate as you select your hare and follow the correct color of chalk on a marked path, checking for fallacious trails laid down by half-baked hares, guiding you on a peaceful journey through the woods**

Cum join Buzz Light Queer and Frankentitties on a journey through the green.

Meet up: 1120 am (Franken forgot it will be 4:20 in Ireland, Iceland, Portugal, and west Africa)
Hares away: 1150-ish
Pack away: Who knows?
Distance: 4.2069 miles (no more, no less)
A-Adjacent

Where: entrance of Swope Park Trails near 4040 Oldham Rd (corner of Oldham rd and Oakwood Rd)
https://maps.app.goo.gl/YxgMzmodPLBckJDZ6

TURD friendly! But beware of potential mountain bikers

5 Dolla make you holla

Might be some green, will definitely be some golden. BYOW if you want more than provided on trail

Hey Yall – Time for some suburban sprawl. After 2 wild camping weekends I’m ready for concrete and manicured lawns.

Meetup: 6 p.m.
Hare Away: 6:10 p.m.
Where: Mason Jar Brews & Burgers
941 N 74 Dr, Kansas City, KS 66112
Shiggy: Nah…maybe
Dogs: Not in the establishments
Hash Cash: $5, pubs on trail and pre-lube options, $10 for rolling Eagle
Distance: …3ish – 30ish