23 Jan 2021 Onesies in Your Twosies Trail

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Another Onesie hash? Why yes, I’ll have another.
Where: Roanoke Park Tennis Courts 3716 E Roanoke Dr · Kansas City, MO
You can park at the community center and walk over or park on the street above.
Length: Not sure yet. probably shorter than longer.
Shiggy: a little bit
Turd Friendly?: YES🐶
$5 hash cash or PayPal Chihuahua beforehand or by chalk talk
Bring a vessel
Bring an ID just in case you happen upon any local watering holes on trail!
*Masks are required to hash*
Prelube at Drunken Worm if you so dare (they has brunchers)
On after at Missie B’s (cash only I think still)

Spock Trail

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Where? Werner Park 5750 Merriam Dr, Shawnee, KS 66203 (Near Hurricane Allies)

When? Saturday, Meet up at 2:00PM, Pack away whenever.

Why? beer. obviously.

Theme? National Religious Freedom Day!

Weather is expected. No idea what kind though.

1-sies T-rail Pandemonium

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Ew, I Pooped and Teenage Circle Jerk are your hares so expect…well…. anything if Poop is involved.

WEAR A ONESIE YOU WANKER!
ALSO BRING A MASK (required)!

Meetup: 2:00
Pack Away: 2:30
Location: Extreme Grand Prix Indoor Family Fun Center
6731 Blue Ridge Blvd, Raytown, MO 64133
Hash Cash: $5

2 Jan 2021 New Year’s Resolution Hash

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Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away 2:30
Hash Cash: $5
Location: 3 & 2 Baseball Club 9600 Blue River Road 64131

GO PAST THE BASEBALL FIELDS IN THE PIN TO THE PARKING LOT ON THE RIGHT.

Cum dressed as your New Year’s resolution and bring a pair of shoes you want to get rid of!

yes, seriously. you will have a chance to get rid of an old pair of shoes in a unique way!

what to expect: mud. woods. beer. boobs. deer. dicks. water. shots. you will probably have wet feet. maybe bring three pairs of shoes…

VERY dog friendly!