Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Johnnie’s on 7th 55 S 7th St. Kansas City, KS 66101
Wear plaid and/or underwear suited for your opposite gender

Lumberjack Song by Monty Python

I’m a lumberjack
And I’m ok
I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees
I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatry’
On Wednesdays I go shopping
and have buttered scones for tea

I’m a lumberjack
And I’m ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees
I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars

I’m a lumberjack
And I’m ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees
I wear high heels
Suspendies’ and a bra
I wish I’d been a girly
Just like my dear pa-pa

source: https://www.lyricsondemand.com/m/montypythonlyrics/thelumberjacksonglyrics.html

Meetup: 1:53 p.m.
Pack Away: Some time thereafter
Meetup Location: Antioch Bar & Grill
5410 NE Antioch Rd, Kansas City, MO 64119
Hash Cash: $5

Prelube: Antioch Bar & Grill (pay for your own drinks) any time before 1:53pm

Bring IDs, Virgins, whistles, new shoes.

T.U.R.D. friendly unless we go someplace that doesn’t allow them.

Meetup: 2:00pm
Pack Away: 2:30pm
Location: Smithville! Welco Brewing Project 117 S. Commercial Ave, Smithville, MO
Hash Cash: $5
Hares: Pretty Woman and Frankentitties
Dress Warmly!

There should be plenty of snow on the ground still so join us as we travel north of the border into Canada! Well, Smithville actually.

This will be on the short side to allow for your passport to be verified. Please come and partake some of our fine Canadian foods and drinks. Also provided are hot beverages and boxes that have French-Canadian printed on them!

Meetup: NOON
Pack Away: Noon-30
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Royals Amateur Development Complex (RAD Complex) 9600 Blue River Rd, Kansas City, MO 64131
Hares: Eco and Franken
Its going to be cold even by our standards. Gross, wind.
Turd Friendly

You must Rego and pay $69 in advance here: https://hashrego.com/events/kch3-hashers-ball

Don’t be a pumpkin, cum join the most ridiculous wankers in the Midwest for a night of dress-up debauchery!!
Hasher’s Ball, hosted by Two Moon H3 out of Leavenworth, KS, is sure to be a night (maybe one to remember, maybe one to forget; it’s your decision)!

THEME: Age of Aquarius – Dress in carefree 70s Disco style (Corduroy, bell bottoms, leisure suits, butterfly collars, pant jump suits, etc…)

Date/Time: 18 Jan 2025 6 p.m. – ?
Trail, Dinner, Beer, and SWAG are included
Place: Fluffy’s Swedish Pub
507 Cherokee St, Leavenworth, KS 66048

Pay: $69 via PayPal (@docconks) payment will NOT be accepted day of at the venue

• PLEASE list your hash name when you pay so I can pair nerd names with the appropriate hash name
• sign up by Jan 11 to get guaranteed swag!!!

The hotel has been secured!!
Hampton Inn
405 Choctaw St
Leavenworth, Ks 66048
913-680-1500
$119 Double Queen Rooms
1/18/25 Check In 3pm
1/19/25 Check Out 11am
code word – HASHERS

Find your sleeping partners and get booked!!!!!!!