28 Jul 2023

29 July Adventure Trail – Beware!

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Meetup: 11 a.m.
Hare Away: 11:30
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Mill Creek Streamway Park, 19425 Wilder Rd · Shawnee, KS
Hare: Visitor from Oklahoma Mace Turbater

The hare promises a Trail of around 4.5 miles at a level 7 on his Shiggy Scale (posted in the picture below). Shiggy is how we describe hiking through wilderness.

Turkeys will be able to bypass some of the excitement.

I don’t know how much of this will come to pass, but he describes the Eagle Trail as follows: “Eagle trail will include multiple water crossings that require swimming, dangerous bridges, and a few cliffs not to exceed 250′ in elevation. Change of clothes and first aid kits recommended.”

16 Jul 2023

22 July Hashmas in July

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Pack Away: 11:30 am
Hash Cash: $5
Hares: Eco Dildo & Two Wall Bangers
Location: Wyandotte County Lake @ Wyco East Trailhead near Shelter 9.

Starting early to beat the heat, have a picnic after circle, and maybe get wet. There will be charcoal and a grill. BYO: Meat or whatever you want to eat/share and drink after we are done with trail.

Expect to sing some Hashmas songs and for those that want to get into the spirit doing so while dressed as Santa, Mrs. Clause, elf, reindeer, snowman, women’s underwear (see Christmas song lyrics), Tutu, or whatever floats your boat.

Speaking of boats this will be at a lake! If you have paddle board, kayak, floatation devices or anything you want to put in the lake in addition to your body you should plan according and pack it. There will be plenty of time after trail to play. You need a permit to put anything in the lake so look into that for yourself.

14 Jul 2023

15 July Twin Man Servant Trail

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Meetup 2:00

Pack Away 2:30

Hash Cash $5

Hares PMS and Twincest

Location: Tanners at 11134 Holmes Rd, Kansas City, MO 64131 in the Red Bridge Shopping Center on the southwest corner of Red Bridge and Holmes Road.