Meetup 6:30
Pack Away 7:00
Tumbling dice! no hash cash!
Location: Green Room 4010 Pennsylvania Ave, Kansas City, MO 64111
Wear silly hats
Sow Cow is in charge
20 September 2025 Trail A Gay
CUM all to a second day of shenanigans with a potential stop near something pirate-esque” as we make a journey across Union Hill area of KC.
Location: Penn Valley Skate Park 3000 Pennsylvania Ave, Kansas City, MO 64108
Meet up at 2pm
On Out at 2:30pm
Hash cash: $5
Hares: Cum Sail A Gay
Bring cash for a bar stop. Trail and bar stop are pet friendly.
19 September International Talk Like a Pirate Day Trail
KCH3 FRIDAY EVENING EXCLUSIVE – International TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY Trail – September 19 – All hands on deck @ THE SHIP, 1221 Union Ave, KCMO
Carousers gather at 5:45PM / Scallywags sail away AT 6:15PM
Hash cash: 5 doubloons ($ to ya buccaneers!)
Ye Captain Hares: I Is EZ and Odor Eater
DRESS YOUR BOOTY AS A SCOURGE OF THE SEVEN SEAS!
AHOY!! Get your sea legs ready for a 3.5 mile flogging around the West Bottoms. Ready yourselves to walk the plank between two states AT THE SAME TIME while bilge-sucking a grog! We’ll also splice the mainbrace with fellow hearties and our finest ale! Don’t get hornswaggled, JOIN US FOR THIS EPIC QUEST!
13 September 2025 Run Through the Jungle
Meetup 2 p.m.
Pack away 2:30
Location: Cascone’s Italian Restaurant 3733 N Oak Trfy, Kansas City, MO 64116
https://maps.app.goo.gl/afHBh2m2ccra3ZPw5
Dress Jungular and Bring bar cash and ID

6 September 2025 Beer Mile!
10:00 a.m. start in beautiful Raytown.
7103 Harvard Ave Raytown, MO 64133
We will carpool to start.
Bring your favorite beverage for the run.
Still $5 dollars for hash beer.
On-after back at Start for circle and walking tacos.
Then you’re on your own.