Meet up: 2:00

Pack Away: 2:30

Hash Cash: $5

Hares: Maceturbater and Just G

Location: Kaw Point Park 1403 Fairfax Trafficway, Kansas City, KS 66115

Saturday, 16 Sept 2023. That time that Lewis and Clark got Maced.

3 miles for turkey and eagle. 6 miles for double eagle.

Shiggy level 1 for turkey.

Shiggy level 9 for eagle.

Shiggy level 10 for double eagle.

No barbed wire, no briars, no ticks.

Anyone that runs eagle will get a Mace challenge patch made from branded leather. Anyone doing the double eagle will get Mace metal patch. Double Eagle will be live hare and could include a serious case death.

Gather at East end of Kaw Point. On After at local pub on Strawberry Hill.

Meetup: 6:00

Pack Away: 6:30

Hash Cash: $5

Hare: PMS

Location: Ugly Joe’s Bar & Grill – 1227 W 103rd St, Kansas City, MO

Meetup: 2:00 p.m.

Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.

Hash Cash: $5

Hare: 2 Tanks

Location: 11Worth Station BrewHouse 305 Cherokee St, Leavenworth, KS 66048

Decreasing sketchiness with a chance of ambiguity later in the week. Likely continued sketchiness on trail, with a 30% chance of shiggy. Two Tanks will provide us a trail in Leavenworth. Details to follow if Two Tanks feels like it – if he even remembers about this. With his COVID-addled brain, who knows?

Caution: Mr. Trail does not want to be found! He will give you every reason to make decisions you should probably re-think. You may find shiggy in places you didn’t think possible. Regrets – yeah, I’ve had a few, but then again, I’ve been hashing before.
2nd Caution: this may be a bit pub-crawley afterwards. Bring $

BYO tent and requisite booze if you need crash space in the yard and we can stay on for possible pub crawl and binge drinking after the hash. Remember: you signed a waiver! It’s your own damned fault

Meetup: 2 p.m.

Pack Away: 2:30 or so

Hash Cash $5

Hare: Sampler

Location: Smith’s Fork Sports Complex next to Smith’s Fork Campground 16400 DD Hwy, Smithville, MO 64089

Trail will not be treacherous and will include one bar stop. We can go swim in the lake or drink at my campsite after if you want to stick around.

Meet up: 1800
Pack Away: 1830
Normal Shiggy Scale: Negative 0.69
Maceterbater’s Shiggy Scale: Negative 2.69

Location: Harry’s Country Club 112 E Missouri Ave KCMO
Hash Cash: $5
Hares: Just DJ and Maceterbater (do not be afraid)
Dog Friendly
Bring funds for bar stops