Pre-Lube as early as you want (opens at 11)
Meetup: 1200
Chalk talk: 12:27
Pack Away: 12:30
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Frankentitties
Location: Zio’s Pizza
4702 NE Vivion Rd, Kansas City, MO 64119
Might be a bit moist, so warm up with some pizza before and after trail!
Note early start!
What to expect: maybe some mud, but not bad. boobs, pizza, beer. maybe a shot stop, maybe a cake. maybe cake farts if you’re lucky.
Shiggy: 1/10
Length: starting early so you dont get electrocuted by Thunderbird, 3-5 depending.
T.U.R.D.s: yes! Trail will be very dog friendly. Zio’s has a small patio.