Meetup: 1 p.m.
Pack Away: 1:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Whistles
Location: Chouteau Greenway Park
NE 42nd St. & Chouteau Trafficway, Kansas City, MO 64117
31 October Tuesday Boosday
Meetup: 5:30
Pack Away: 6:15
Hash Cash: $5
Hares: Just Josh and Sampler
Location: Park at English Landing and pre-lube at Rochester Brewing in Parkville 100 S Main St · Parkville, MO
Short trail with a shot stop, a beer stop, and a pub stop or two.
Wear a costume but be WARM!
28 October Hashoween Pre-Lube Trail
Location: Westport Where Mill Street dead-ends behind Embassy Suites between Pennsylvania and 43rd Street
39.050324, -94.589356
Meet up: 2pm
Pack away: 2:30pm
Hash Cash: $5
TURD friendly: No
Hares: Eco Dildo (and probably also Pretty Woman)
Additional Details:
You want to pre-lube? This whole trail is a pre-lube!
Cum Pre-Lube for your Spooky Festivities with a Shots Trail!
Wear a funky costume!
Drink some funky shots!
Solve some funky trail marks!
This trail will be SHORT (2 miles or less). Don’t want to exercise off all that great booze!
On-after is whatever magical/mysterious plans y’all make with all the happenings around the city. Share links to events! Get drunk in Westport! Celebrate Decorative Gourd Season
14 October 2023 Murder Trail
Meet up: Indian Creek Trailhead at Holmes and 99th
Pack away: 2:00
Location: Waldo
Hash Cash: $5
Dog friendly: yes
Hares: Legs Wide Open and Not Well Laid
Cum on out to a Murder Trail! We will be visiting 3 of the murder spots for the Indian Creek Trail Serial Killer. Expect moderate shiggy, weird out-of-state marks, and shit*y beer!
7 October Teal Town Trail
Meet up: 3:00
Pack Away: 3:30
Location: To be updated later this week but out by the Legends in Kansas City, KS.
Hares: Black to the Cooter & Two Wall Bangers
On-After: Tailgating in Blue Lot 2 or White Lot at Childrens Mercy Park. Lick Van Fecal is making Clam Chowder and Two Wall Bangers is making Grilled Ham and Cheese. If you have any tailgate snacks you want to bring please add it to the comments.
This is the last home game of the season for KC Current. On-After is us Tailgating. If you want to go to the match it’s on your own dime so buy yourself a GA ticket. There will be some Hamms & Clams inspiration for tailgate and trail; if you know you know.
Theme: Teal Town / KC Baby!
If you are going to the match please read deets online regarding what can be brought in as there are restrictions such as any bag/tote has to be clear and under a certain size.