20 November 2021 Ditcher Trail

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Notice the earlier start time!
Meetup: 1:30 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:00 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Location: BB’s Lawnside BBQ at 85th and Troost. 1205 E 85th St, Kansas City, MO 64131. Just follow your nose, and you should find it.Be there or be square. See ya at the hash🍻 On-on!

12 November 2021 Post Veteran’s Day Trail

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Cum one, cum all! It’s time to celebrate our veterans! Bring your giant flags, wear your red, white and blue. Vets, sport the branch you have served or are serving in.

Starting location is the Veteran’s Memorial Park at Anita B Gorman Park also known as the Northland Fountain.

N. Oak at NE Vivion Rd Kansas City, MO 64116

$5 hash cash
Meet up 1400
Hash away 1430

This is an A to B and will end at veteran owned and operated Callsign Brewing in NKC. I’ll give rides back to your vehicles for anyone who doesn’t want to stay for on-after.

6 November 2021 Two Tanks’ Leavenworth Trail

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Meetup 2:00
Pack Away 2:30
Hash Cash $5
Location Parking lot of the Leavenworth Public Library, corner of 5th Street and Spruce. 417 Spruce St, Leavenworth, KS 66048

Well, this is the day after “Guy Fawkes Day”, so in the hash tradition of celebrating obscure holidays (any excuse to drink, right?), come as your favorite treasonous bastard.

Anyway, just come! It will be a beautiful day for another incompetently laid trail! NO shiggy, Absolutely NONE! Well, alright, there might be some.

Bring beer stop money, shiggy socks, vibgins, and a healthy tolerance of idiots.

30 October 2021 Hasho’ween Trail

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Just Jody & Pretty Woman invite you to join them for Hasho’ween trail.

Meet: 2:00 Berkley Riverfront in the unpaved parking lot west of the volleyball courts

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.117056,+-94.568806&fbclid=IwAR27lLN8H-I2GKmIeSqIcVtklf-NxjZ-B8g8Bp47QvF9ydWF0KzF6RZipdY
Hash Cash: $5

We are doing Absinthe and Old Lace – in that we’ll have some Absinthe on trail.
Come in costume, cum in your costume.

It will be an urban trail around the river market. No shiggy. Dog friendly. Dog costume recommended.

Expect:
4 miles plus/minus 4 miles.
Dirt, gravel, and stairs.
Confusion.
Train Surprises.
No leprechauns.
More to cum.

23 October World Peace Through Beer Swill Team Mashup

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World Peace Through Beer is an Annual Hash Tradition. This year we are pairing it with an opportunity to join the “Swill Team.”

You are welcome to enjoy trail without participating in Swill Team (details below).

Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Tiffany Springs Softball Fields in Mark L. McHenry Park at NW 88th Street & N Hampton Road KCMO 64153 – (NOT the Tiffany Springs Sports Complex on N Congress and Old Tiffany Springs Rd.)

For those interested in participating in the Swill Team portion of this trail, there are some special considerations to take into account. We are working on getting patches for those who complete the trail, they are getting shipped from Korea, so we may not have them by the 23rd.

  1. Swill Team is being run in addition to the regular trail with additional goals to complete the trail.
  2. Swill Team is 100% optional. Some of the basic rules are listed below.
    Basic Rules:
    o All participants must bring ammo (a six-pack of beer) on the trail.
    o There are six shotgun stops on the trail; participants must shotgun a beer per stop.
    o All empties must be returned to circle at the end of the trail.
    Below are ways to get disqualified from a mission:
    o Came early – accidentally skipping marks and not going back to find them before on-in
    o Walking dead – getting caught casually walking during a mission
    o No proof – not showing proof of completion (6 empty cans)
    o Dishonorable discharge – vomiting in circle
    Below are ways to get disqualified and lose rank for RR:
    o Blue falcon – get caught not carrying your own pack
    o Cease fire – get caught intentional skipping a check and/or pouring ammunition (beer) any place other than your mouth